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Dec 13, 2005 01:12


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In February I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In June I put gum in ibanezusa's hair (-12 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole kandi_hearts's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I committed genocide... Sorry about that, romako (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4962 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
Acutus18

Ah...the wonders of a letter to ol Santa...i thought getting that purse snather would counteract the whole genocide thing...sheeze...tough crowd over there with St. Nick...
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