7. arrrrrgh killing nazis was less stressful than this

[actuallyagolem]

When Passover starts I'm going to take a vacation to a magical land of seclusion, aka sitting in my cabin with the door shut and my fingers in my ears.

Haircuts. I'm still giving them. Free knuckle sandwich available upon request.

[Private to Armand St. Just:]Any better now

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If Five wasn't theoretically on vacation, he would pout like this. He likes seder! ;_;

[a_bit_put_upon]

This is what he gets for taking a nice break from all the crazy!

[actuallyagolem]

If he had his journal, he'd invite Donny to his camping trip.

[heavenonthemind]

....that would be the best thing EVER.

[actuallyagolem]

[amagicalmystery]

Think I'll pass on the shiner, son, but if you're really doin' hair I could use a trim.

[could have for the last...ten years or so, in fact]

Just to keep it healthy, mind.

[actuallyagolem]

You bet, guy. I'll be in the stern-side common room on Level 1.

You sure you don't want a knuckle sandwich?

[amagicalmystery]

Son, if you ain't gonna take a man's coif seriously...

[actuallyagolem]

Oh, I'm deadly fucking serious about cutting hair.

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[young_idealist]

I think I am recovered enough. I need to speak to someone to get released from here. Monsieur Snape has offered a blood replenishing potion (I have no idea how it works, but it would seem I could feed the poor girl without suffering too badly myself.).

I do not know Louis well either. Is he reliable? I mean as a moral companion to the little lady. She needs not to be encouraged to fall into evil ways, but still keep herself alive.

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[actuallyagolem]

I'm not sure how that blood replenishing potion works, but I'm still giving blood just in case. Or at least trying to anyway - not sure if there's a limit on these things. Anyway, if you still feel sick, don't give any blood. You need yours.

Yes and no. He's the one who made her that way, so they...you know, real close. I don't like them being together all the time because I think they scheme a bit, but I really don't see separating them either. We just need to watch them.

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[young_idealist]

I'm tired only. I need to speak to my inmate. Do you think it is safe for me to do so alone?

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[actuallyagolem]

It should be fine, but you can always call me as backup if you need me.

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[lost_undercover]

I don't know about a knuckle sandwich, but you ever want to do some boxing or general brawling, you let me know. Have to say, I kinda miss slamming my fist into someone's face.

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[actuallyagolem]

Get out the old pugilist stance then? Yeah, actually, sounds real good. I haven't bare knuckle boxed in forever.

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[lost_undercover]

Don't take this the wrong way, but I kinda miss getting the shit beat out of me. It felt like home, ya know? I mean, it felt real. Sometimes I wonder if this place is.

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[actuallyagolem]

No, guy, I got it. There's something about taking a punch that gets your heart pounding and makes you feel living.

Me too some days.