I just had coffee with the most total douche canoe I have ever met in real life
He was all like…
• I TORTURED PEOPLE IN GUANTANAMO
• I’M GOING TO WORK FOR THE CIA
• I WORK FOR SARAH PALIN
• I’M REALLY FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET
• I ABUSE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AREN’T I SO SMART
• I DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL, AND I CLAIM TO BE IN THE GRAD PROGRAM BUT I’M ACTUALLY NOT, AREN’T I SO SMART
• LET ME VICARIOUSLY INSULT [CLASSMATE] TO HIS FACE
• LET ME REPEATEDLY CALL YOU A COMMUNIST
• LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY NECK RIDGES* BALLS
*not cool enough to have neck ridges
My classmate and I kept looking at each other and mouthing “oh my god.”
ETA: I forgot to add that he spent a while going ALL THE LADIEZ LOVE MEEEEEE, and had on a previous occasion said some really ablist and sexist things about another classmate.
ETA II: ....my friend says she's met someone else like this. O_o
• I TORTURED PEOPLE IN GUANTANAMO
• I’M GOING TO WORK FOR THE CIA
• I WORK FOR SARAH PALIN
• I’M REALLY FAMOUS ON THE INTERNET
• I ABUSE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS, AREN’T I SO SMART
• I DROPPED OUT OF LAW SCHOOL, AND I CLAIM TO BE IN THE GRAD PROGRAM BUT I’M ACTUALLY NOT, AREN’T I SO SMART
• LET ME VICARIOUSLY INSULT [CLASSMATE] TO HIS FACE
• LET ME REPEATEDLY CALL YOU A COMMUNIST
• LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY NECK RIDGES* BALLS
*not cool enough to have neck ridges
My classmate and I kept looking at each other and mouthing “oh my god.”
ETA: I forgot to add that he spent a while going ALL THE LADIEZ LOVE MEEEEEE, and had on a previous occasion said some really ablist and sexist things about another classmate.
ETA II: ....my friend says she's met someone else like this. O_o