I got this:
Evan Tyler (1:52:00 PM): tab A goes into slot B, repeat
vigorously
Evan Tyler (1:52:08 PM): thats the answer for your health final
Evan Tyler (1:52:09 PM): :p
Robin (3:13:34 PM): reproductive organs eh?
Robin (3:13:57 PM): well....theres one thats sometimes hard and it shoots out stuff
Robin (3:14:43 PM): and theres this sack this where it carries its ammo
Robin (3:15:06 PM): sack thing*
Tiffany (8:12:23 PM): :-D I'M GOOD WITH REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!!
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Neil (7:53:10 PM): ...I'd like to see Eric panhandle
Neil (7:53:17 PM): he'd be all polite and stuff
Neil (7:54:04 PM): "Good afternoon my good sir, would you happen to have any change to spare?"
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Neil (7:58:10 PM): Ben folds is awesome
Neil (7:58:14 PM): no, scratch that
Me (7:58:15 PM): with two cowboy bepop songs
Neil (7:58:17 PM): Awesome
Me (7:58:20 PM): and other random crap
Neil (7:58:20 PM): with a capital A
Me (7:58:24 PM): are you shitting me?
Neil (7:58:28 PM): no
Me (7:58:30 PM): AWESOME!!!!!eleven!!
Neil (7:59:13 PM): I've been listening to him since like, 7th grade. My brother sang Song for the Dumped in an assembly and I was like "that piano player is sweet"
Me (7:59:24 PM): OMG! I LOVE THAT SONG
Me (7:59:25 PM): !!
Neil (7:59:26 PM): so yeah
Neil (7:59:28 PM): Ben Folds
Me (7:59:28 PM): IT'S SO FUNNY!!!
Neil(7:59:30 PM): Awesome
Me (7:59:30 PM): !!!!!!
Neil (7:59:32 PM): So good
Me (7:59:35 PM): !!!!eleven!!!!
Neil (7:59:42 PM): !!!!!eleventy!!!!!!
Neil (7:59:46 PM): hehehe
Neil (7:59:51 PM): eleventyone!!!!
Me (7:59:57 PM): I'm in love with Ben Folds
Neil (8:00:02 PM): I'd do him
Me (8:00:02 PM): I would marry him
Me (8:00:05 PM): same
Neil (8:00:06 PM): I would
Me (8:00:07 PM): and he's ugly
Neil (8:00:09 PM): cept it's not legal
Me (8:00:13 PM): lol
Neil (8:00:13 PM): hahaha
Neil (8:00:25 PM): omgjkroflskaterlolroflcopterstothemoon!
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Michael (9:08:11 PM): Dude
Michael (9:08:23 PM): I went to Hooters with three Magic judges after a 16 hour tourney
Michael (9:08:27 PM): It was weeeeeiiiiiiiiiiird
Michael (9:09:19 PM): At like, 11:30 PM