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[acridturpintine]

A person cannot sit for ten minutes without having a laptop and monkey's skin dropped onto their lap in this house. My Hogwarts letter was written on a monkey's hide. I would ask what this world is coming to, but I really do not want to know

Comments

[nothisbitch]

That monkey is Ugly.

[acridturpintine]

The monkey and yourself have much more in common than was expected. I must rid myself of the skin so as not to be reminded of you.

[nothisbitch]

I was Actually thinking that the monkey resembled Yourself. Perhaps I was mistaken?

[acridturpintine]

Obviously. I said it first.

[terryclothrags]

You should go nutters while you're still at Hogwarts, that would be more interesting. You could turn everyone's robes into monkeys.

[acridturpintine]

That idea is not half bad. But what would happen if someone were to turn the monkeys back into robes? That would be a sad day indeed.

[cornered_beef]

And if you turn their robes into monkeys, the whole of the school would be starkers. There are some people I'd just rather not see like that.

[terryclothrags]

Maybe she could just turn all the robes of all the female students who are fourth or fifth year and above into monkeys.