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[acridturpintine]

A person cannot sit for ten minutes without having a laptop and monkey's skin dropped onto their lap in this house. My Hogwarts letter was written on a monkey's hide. I would ask what this world is coming to, but I really do not want to know

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[terryclothrags]

You should go nutters while you're still at Hogwarts, that would be more interesting. You could turn everyone's robes into monkeys.

[acridturpintine]

That idea is not half bad. But what would happen if someone were to turn the monkeys back into robes? That would be a sad day indeed.

[cornered_beef]

And if you turn their robes into monkeys, the whole of the school would be starkers. There are some people I'd just rather not see like that.

[terryclothrags]

Maybe she could just turn all the robes of all the female students who are fourth or fifth year and above into monkeys.

[cornered_beef]

Even Millicent Bulstrode?

[acridturpintine]

Especially Millicent Bulstrode.

[cornered_beef]

Then I shall have to hide in my dorm until its safe to come out.

[terryclothrags]

We could look away from the Slytherin table.

[terryclothrags]

Why, the monkeys would live on, in spirit, in the robes and hearts of Hogwarts. It would be poetic.

[acridturpintine]

Sounds magnificent. What am I waiting for?

Oh right, I'm not nutters just yet. Is there any way to speed up the process, you think? Something like this should be taken care of as soon as possible.

[terryclothrags]

You might go out with Ginny Weasley, it seems to have worked well for Michael.

[cornered_beef]

Hey! Are you implying that I've gone nutters?

[terryclothrags]

Just a little nutters. The effect might be greater on Lisa.

[cornered_beef]

I think dating anyone would make Lisa go nutters.

[acridturpintine]

Why Michael, I do believe you know me better than I thought. I am not sure whether to be flattered or afraid.

[terryclothrags]

Your hair is not red enough for you to need to be afraid.