Well I'm going through my old files and what do you know, I'm finding gems...and By gems I mean old crap I still have lying around. I found, among other things, a list of the physical characteristics of 720 characters I created to inhabit a small town for a story based entirely off a game of Minesweeper ( Read more... )

“Well that certainly is not pleasant” he muttered to himself as he looked at the dark green spot in the corner of his bunk. He cleared the area around it and continued to stare at it. “I bet it’s toxic. That would be my luck.” He pulled out a small box from his belt and tapped in an order for a cleaning team to investigate. No reason not to be ( Read more... )

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So my tongue is recovering from a very unfortunate task, as it always does when I eat a pot pie.  It feels raw and chafed and I feel so sorry for it.  Sadly, I have yet to have the perfect pot pie.  As always, it was too dry.  Sadly my quest must continue.  This one seemed promising, the creamy broth boiling through the outer crust, and when I ( Read more... )

One story I know I would prefer as a comic is the Mount and Blade story.  It started out ok but there are images I can't get into words.  There was this one battle I was in and it was so cool, but at one point there was a lone man without a mount.  Let me describe story style ( Read more... )

I apologize but you are not getting the Protector just yet.  he's still moping I'm sure.  I saw HP 6 today, and I cried.  It was awful.  My mother who never read the books said that there were gaping holes in it.  My sister and I, who have read the books, didn't see holes, we saw canyons.  Goddamn it you people.  They didn't even show the great ( Read more... )