What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not accidentally set your house on fire!?

[ack_attack]

So, I got stuck in an elevator last night. At varpulis's housewarming party. It was hilarious and it involved climbing out of the elevator when it was halfway between floors.

One of my best friends has this saying - "What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not..."

Examples include:
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not get arrested twice

Comments

[callita623]

What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not suggest you rush off to Vegas on the first date?

[ack_attack]

HAHA WHAT!? No way!!

...did you do it? lol

[callita623]

i actually said something like "it's a good thing we aren't close to Vegas right about now." he knew what i was getting at though, and amazingly wasn't scared away.
in the end it did not work out.

[quinnscousin]

What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not accidentally break your mom's nose?

(I was 3 and I was hugging her to wake her up from a nap and things went wrong...)

[ack_attack]

Hahaha I broke my aunt's nose when I was about 2, I was on her lap and I guess I kind of threw my head back and things went wrong ;D

[quinnscousin]

OMG I'm not the only one who accidentally broke a nose as a bb! *cries jears of joy*

Note to self: Update icon.

[callita623]

in the vein of bodily harm.

what, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not scratch someone's cornea??

did that to my boyfriend at like 2am. we spent the next morning in the emergency room.

[ack_attack]

Can't say I've done that!

...YET

[bouldergrrl]

Ditto! Unfortunately someone (a friend) even took a picture. So I can visualize it to this day (many years later).

[airings]

What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not spend the night at the airport?

Me and my friend were in Stockholm, and we accidentally booked one night less than we should have at our hostel, so we had to spend one night at the Stockholm Airport. It was SO cold so had to use newspapers to keep us warm. It was pretty silly.

[ack_attack]

Haha oh my god that is awful!!

I've spent almost the whole night in a train station before, but no newspapers were involved.

LOL ICON! What did he say right before he walked away?? Nail polish or something?

[airings]

LOL I think so. THE CLAW WAS THE BEST PART.

[ack_attack]

LOL WHAT!?!?!?! How big was this monkey!?