What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not accidentally set your house on fire!?
So, I got stuck in an elevator last night. At varpulis's housewarming party. It was hilarious and it involved climbing out of the elevator when it was halfway between floors.
One of my best friends has this saying - "What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not..."
Examples include:
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not get arrested twice in one week!?"
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not have a threesome!?"
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not fight a dog to the death!?"
etc. etc. It's a odd way of seeing things, and it never fails to amuse me.
So of course the first thing I thought of last night as soon as we realized we were stuck in an elevator was, "What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not GET STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR!?"
So now I'm curious. YOU fill in the blank with something ridiculous that has happened to you! Think of it as a way to pass a Lazy Sunday.
You can always comment anonymously if it's something too damning ;D
One of my best friends has this saying - "What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not..."
Examples include:
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not get arrested twice in one week!?"
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not have a threesome!?"
"What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not fight a dog to the death!?"
etc. etc. It's a odd way of seeing things, and it never fails to amuse me.
So of course the first thing I thought of last night as soon as we realized we were stuck in an elevator was, "What, are you gonna go your WHOLE LIFE and not GET STUCK IN AN ELEVATOR!?"
So now I'm curious. YOU fill in the blank with something ridiculous that has happened to you! Think of it as a way to pass a Lazy Sunday.
You can always comment anonymously if it's something too damning ;D