Erm, erm, August? August. Hellstroooooooooom. *drools* Landa/Hellstrom. Om nom. They were in the cinema together, squee! And, erm, yes, of course August knows what he's doing to us. Also, I agree that Shoshanna is drooling at him, who wouldn't? Poor Hellstrom, evil women keep pursuing him. I'm sure Landa will protect him. :)
Also, I agree that every philosopher would have been reduced to saying "om nom nom" upon seeing August smoke. *nodnod*
*really needs to make a Landa/Hellstrom icon eventually* I really need to see that scene without the mean clipboard being a little cockblocker. I need to squee about it in its full glory!
August and Hellstrom are both just far too pretty for my poor, little brain to cope properly. And Hellstrom, being who he is, would secretly love the attention of all of these women, just because he wants Landa's "protection".
No one can resist the power of August smoking. It's a fact, pure and simple.
Icons are what's on the menu after I've finished with the picspams, the last of which I'm hoping that I can get around to posting today. And I'm glad that I'm not the only one who needs an icon of that particular pairing.
Of course. Landa's protection services come fully equipped with the added bonus of comfort after the onslaught of women.
Now I'm imagining Landa in a cheesy ad for his protection services, lol. Still, Dieterchen approves. I'm sure Landa has to save him whenever some colleague wants set up his daughter and Dieterchen. ;)
Having troubles with rabid fangirls? Do you want those evil women to just leave you alone? Never fear, Colonel Landa's Protection Services for scared male gays is here. (Happy endings cost extra. Do not call this number unless you are a Gestapo Major who sometimes goes by the name of Dieterchen.)
Don't worry, Dieterchen will pay for the happy ending with blowjobs every night (and sometimes right after lunch). Gestapo Major Dieterchen ... how to make sure nobody takes you serious. :) If Landa EVER calls him Dieterchen in public, hellstrom will kill him. Painfully.
Also, I agree that every philosopher would have been reduced to saying "om nom nom" upon seeing August smoke. *nodnod*
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August and Hellstrom are both just far too pretty for my poor, little brain to cope properly. And Hellstrom, being who he is, would secretly love the attention of all of these women, just because he wants Landa's "protection".
No one can resist the power of August smoking. It's a fact, pure and simple.
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Guh, Landa's "protection", eh? Does it include Landa comforting poor Dieterchen because some evil woman, gasp, tried to kiss him? Poor little boy.
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Of course. Landa's protection services come fully equipped with the added bonus of comfort after the onslaught of women.
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Now I'm imagining Landa in a cheesy ad for his protection services, lol. Still, Dieterchen approves. I'm sure Landa has to save him whenever some colleague wants set up his daughter and Dieterchen. ;)
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