Merry Who-mas
First off, I have to say that I squeed entirely too loudly when I saw this name in the credits. I could say that it was a good thing that I was home alone, but ti didn't really help all that much. Not when the dude in the flat next door may have looked at me strangely while walking past my open front window.
Why couldn't I have woken up on Christmas day to find this under my non-existent Christmas tree? I wouldn't even have minded if he was washing his hair under my Christmas tree, like he appears to be doing in the first cap.
This isn't gratuitous tongue porn. It's a very important acting choice, perfectly reflecting the Master's incessant hunger. Really, that is the only reason these caps were included in the picspam.
Hey, it's Nina from Being Human!
Being able to smell each other from the opposite sides of the wasteland? Not gay at all (and is also in no way reflective of their respective body odours, I'm sure.)
And the expulsion of a white substance from the body, followed by an explosion and touching the other's face? I see no subtext at all, it's all perfectly innocent. *whistles*
I just have to say this: if anything happens to Wilf (or Donna, for that matter (well, aside from her being fixed)), I will cut a bitch. You can't hurt him, he's far too adorable to meet a bad ending.
Wilf: She's a cactus!
I mean, how could you possibly endanger a man who says something like that? ...Why do I have the feeling that I'll be crying at the end of the next episode, and the reason for these hypothetical tears will be Wilf?
*resists the urge to make a joke about the Master's mouth and a bone, because everyone else would have already made it themselves*
Oh, for Jeebus' sakes. How is one meant to keep their mind out of the gutter with crap like this? The pictures in which it looks like there may be someone just out of screen, doing things related to matter discussed in the previous picture, aren't helping.
I'm not sure whether I'm disturbed, or if I should shout out, "ORGY!" So very wrong (although, the one Master in the oversized suit is so adorable).
In other news, all this talk of a "Master" race is reminding me of another fandom that involves an attempt at creating a master race, and now I'm wondering what would happen if some of characters fighting that master race were to find themselves in the Whoverse. This is why words like "crossover" should never be mentioned in my presence.
Oh, for fuck's sakes. This is becoming some perverted version of a Rorschach test. For the last four pictures, the first words in my head upon seeing them were as follows: boner, bondage, orgy, and orgy. It's as though I have some sort of one track mind, or something.
Well, I suppose thinking of an orgy is better than my second thought, which was zombies.
...I give up. I'm going to stop treating this like a picspam, and treat it like the Whovian kink Rorschach test it has obviously become.
SWAN! Well, that's better, I guess. (Hey, my first thought could have been that he's a slasher.)
Was there a plot in this episode? I seem to remember something about a gate of some description, maybe a mention of returning Gallifreyans... Hopefully the next episode will remind of me what the alleged plot actually is.