The shallow penguin strikes again, and other disturbing things
You know, August Diehl needs to stop being in very dark and depressing/disturbing movies. Then I wouldn't feel so bad about completely ignoring the plot, like I did with Tattoo - which is the movie being picspammed, by the way - and concentrating on other things (of course, the fact that the rip I found was German, overdubbed with Russian, and subtitled in English didn't help with following the plot, but I digress). Other things that include...
... the faildance,
... neck porn,
... the fact that this shot wasn't from a photoshoot, like I had previously thought,
... brooding in beanies,
... dark, messy hair (my kinks, let me show you them),
... fingers (mmm),
... more brooding,
... being wet and riddled with manpain,
... um, yes,
... (are you seeing how difficult it was to pay attention to insignificant things like plot?)
... more dark, messy hair porn,
... and bondage??? I mean, does plot even stand a chance? And remember, this is me we're talking about. As soon as the handcuffs were brought out, this could have become the crappest movie in the world, and I wouldn't care all that much (which it wasn't, by the way. It was definitely my type of dark and disturbing).
And while on the topic of disturbing things...
... the faildance,
... neck porn,
... the fact that this shot wasn't from a photoshoot, like I had previously thought,
... brooding in beanies,
... dark, messy hair (my kinks, let me show you them),
... fingers (mmm),
... more brooding,
... being wet and riddled with manpain,
... um, yes,
... (are you seeing how difficult it was to pay attention to insignificant things like plot?)
... more dark, messy hair porn,
... and bondage??? I mean, does plot even stand a chance? And remember, this is me we're talking about. As soon as the handcuffs were brought out, this could have become the crappest movie in the world, and I wouldn't care all that much (which it wasn't, by the way. It was definitely my type of dark and disturbing).
And while on the topic of disturbing things...