The trail of extinct businesses i leave in my wake is depressing. my Resume is going to look like a fucking graveyard.......

Car Crash
Randi flakes out
Ticket Snafu - $900
Cut Horribly
Phone Breaks
Collections Snafu - $3268
Kicked the Bubble
Break in - Xbox / Pistol / Bag

further updates as i remember them or they happen.

sooooooooooo.. ....... .................... my girlfriends in jail.

consider everything ever officially cancelled.

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CellularSalmon (4:53:16 AM): Did you know that males are now deemed unnecessary for reproductive purposes?
DuctTapeGodZombi (4:55:00 AM): now that seems unlikely. the sheer logistics of artificially inseminating as a PRIMARY for of reproduction would make all other commerce and recreation come to a screeching ( Read more... )