on how to treat a lady

[aching_eros]

neonbarleycorn (10:27:23 AM): I'll whisper sweet nothings to it, tell it I love it, and then HOGSLAM the fucker.
beautiflbutbrokn (10:28:13 AM): HAHAHAHA
beautiflbutbrokn (10:28:24 AM): thats the most amazing thing i've heard in ages

brilliant.