dunanana dunanana JESUS!
Ok. So i was reading the children's bible to the girls today... and there was a picture of Jesus, with a cape on. He looked like... a super hero. Now, I got to thinking, what if Jesus was a super hero? You know. Like Batman. He's already got his informer i mean shit, who needs a computer when you have the voice of god and are already clairvoyant enough to know when and how you are going to die. I mean think about it. This would completely take out the fear factor. WHAT.. a cave is going to collapse??? I'll dive right under it... and save people.. cant hurt me.. i'm not scheduled to die for ohhh..another 4 years 6 months and 10 days.
Ok. So ... Jesus as Batman.. he'd have to have one very large jesus mobile. I mean, think about it. It HAS to have enough room for all of his deciples. And i was thinking..w hile we're at it.. why not make it the table mobile, complete with bread and whine. And it only has seats on the left side.
That's about as far as i've gotten with my twisted sick mind, I'm still thinking of other things to do to jesusman. BWUAHAHAHa.. maybe i'll even make a comic.. the adventures.. of Jesus man. I'm sure it would get flamed pretty badly.
Ok. So ... Jesus as Batman.. he'd have to have one very large jesus mobile. I mean, think about it. It HAS to have enough room for all of his deciples. And i was thinking..w hile we're at it.. why not make it the table mobile, complete with bread and whine. And it only has seats on the left side.
That's about as far as i've gotten with my twisted sick mind, I'm still thinking of other things to do to jesusman. BWUAHAHAHa.. maybe i'll even make a comic.. the adventures.. of Jesus man. I'm sure it would get flamed pretty badly.