"THROW THAT WEE BITCH OVER THE FUCKIN' BALCONY!"
*grrooooaan* Ugh. I haven't made that much of an ass of myself while presenting to people in a long time. What the fuck? I had to present summaries of two articles for my Asian American Studies discussion, and I absolutely flipped out. Seriously, I was blushing and not articulating my ideas properly and stuttering for fuck's sake. Do you know how long it's been since I fumbled a presentation that bad? Maybe... sixth grade? Fuck, maybe not even then.
There was just no reason for it. What the fuck, self? I've given presentations to audiences of over a hundred of my peers just as smoothly as I've proposed ideas to a boardroom of my superiors. This is fucking ridiculous. I'm going to be so pissed off at myself if I get marked down for this shit.
ETA: Talked to one of my best friends, and I'm better now, here's why: McG responding to my assertion that a cat does not provide the same comfort as a person: "Get one of those furless cats then they'll be gross and naked like people, and then you could put a little sweater on it so it would be even more realistic."
There was just no reason for it. What the fuck, self? I've given presentations to audiences of over a hundred of my peers just as smoothly as I've proposed ideas to a boardroom of my superiors. This is fucking ridiculous. I'm going to be so pissed off at myself if I get marked down for this shit.
ETA: Talked to one of my best friends, and I'm better now, here's why: McG responding to my assertion that a cat does not provide the same comfort as a person: "Get one of those furless cats then they'll be gross and naked like people, and then you could put a little sweater on it so it would be even more realistic."