Comments | acchikocchi: [fic] Fernando Torres and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season

acchikocchi

[fic] Fernando Torres and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Season

Jan 07, 2011 21:03

All I have to say about this is that it came to me on the train.

For emerwena, my favorite F.Torres fan, WITH LOVE. And with apologies to Judith Viorst, author of the brilliant original. All the credit goes to her and the blame to me.

liverpool fans please don't crucify me

787 words, gen, implied pairings, complete silliness.

Fernando Torres and the ( Read more... )

football, fic

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nahco3 January 8 2011, 02:19:48 UTC

OH MY GOD.

this is how Fernando Torres is, in my head. this is brilliant. this is genius. this is magical.

acchikocchi January 8 2011, 02:22:35 UTC

sjdkasd I just suddenly thought of that book and his grouchy face and it was like a match made in heaven. THANK YOU I'M SO GLAD YOU THINK SO. *beams*

nahco3 January 8 2011, 02:23:23 UTC

you seriously deserve an award for this.

acchikocchi January 8 2011, 02:24:29 UTC

I think an appropriate award would be RM top of the table. Hee.

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jana_nox January 8 2011, 12:18:34 UTC

That was funny as hell, thanks.xDD

acchikocchi January 8 2011, 16:31:16 UTC

Hee hee thank you!

ashirbaad January 8 2011, 12:38:29 UTC

LOL WHAT. This is amazing. SequelsequelsequelaboutRoy'ssack.

ashirbaad January 8 2011, 12:38:58 UTC

And by that I mean Roy's exit from the club and not his---uhm. Never mind. *zip lips*

acchikocchi January 8 2011, 16:43:16 UTC

sdajkl;djadas I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY FINALLY SACKED HIM LIKE TWO HOURS AFTER I POSTED THIS.

...though if Dalglish doesn't deliver there's room for more. I'm a terrible person. bwahaha.

(And I am totally ignoring the AWFUL MENTAL IMAGES from your other comment lalala.)

ashirbaad January 8 2011, 17:00:45 UTC

I KNOW. I thought Twitter/Tumblr/LJ would explode but it didn't quite.

Though I found this piece of gem on Twitter:

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labelledcaustic January 8 2011, 14:13:00 UTC

This makes me so happy. I want to find the original in my boxes of books. Brilliant. Olalla is brilliant-est, in this, also.

acchikocchi January 8 2011, 16:52:59 UTC

:D Thank you! Poor long-suffering Olalla. Maybe they'll start winning and she can catch a break.

Oh man, my original is also somewhere in a box, hundreds of miles away. Fortunately I found that YT link of someone reading it alone with close-ups on all the pages. The internet is amazing.

my expression at reading this is the opposite of fernando's expression here yeats January 8 2011, 16:11:49 UTC

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Re: my expression at reading this is the opposite of fernando's expression here acchikocchi January 8 2011, 16:55:15 UTC

YES. THAT FACE. THAT ONE. oh torres.

and thank you. :D