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Mar 23, 2004 04:41

12 things you absolutely cannot put off another year

1 : starting to pay for those songs you've been downloading.
2 : buying yourself a swimsuit that makes you smile, even if it doesn't make you skinny.
3 : going to one place you've always said you HAVE to see before you die.
4 : saying "I love you" to someone you're not related to, not sleeping with, and who doesn't wear a leash.
5 : figuring out your digital camera.
6 : opening a retirement account, even if you can't believe you'll ever be old enough to need one.
7 : getting some good knives, cushy towels, and champagne flutes - NOW, not when you're older, richer, or married.
8 : registering to vote!
9 : learning how, if you don't already know, to - ask for a raise, roast a chicken, have an orgasm, buy a stock.
10 : painting your bedroom a color that makes you feel calm, optimistic, and beautiful - yes, all at the same time.
11 : getting over him already.
12 : forgiving your mom and dad for all the ways they screwed you up - and thanking them for all the ways they didn't.
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