Action Figure Theater: SG-1's visit to the land of ice and snow
As soon as the MALP sent back an image from P39-OMGSNOW Daniel suddenly remembered some pressing business back in the archaeology labs (the one with the extra heater to keep the artifacts from that weird desert planet from dropping below 80 degrees and falling apart), but the rest of SG-1 mach 4 was game to give it a go. So with a farewell message of "glad I'm not going off with you to freeze by mikta" from General O'Neill, they marched through the 'gate.
Without any cold weather gear.
Luckily the natives seem to build tunnel-like roads to travel through the very high snow accumulation, enabling SG-1 to walk with relative ease through the foreign landscape. Unfortunately the MALP didn't warn about the giant furry beasts which would try to herd them by nipping at their heels.
In their rush to escape from the giant furry beast, SG-1 ventured unto an a more unstable section of road and almost lost Vala in an avalanche.
Mitchell suggests they seek higher ground, only to find the snow above the roads to not be very stable. Vala points out that her cleavage is getting very, very cold.
Vala and Sam plan a snowball ambush but Sam falls into a sinkhole! Then Mitchell finds his own sinkhole on his way to rescue Sam!
Will Sam and Cam ever escape from the sinkholes? Will they meet the natives? Will the furry beast return to herd them some more? Will Daniel and Jack have hot chocolate waiting for them when they return? Will Vala's cleavage ever be warm? Tune in next time to find out!