Since Mike won't join us in writing Santa, I wrote for him!
Well Mike, you should have followed the crowd. Since you didn't, I wrote Santa for you!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave mute_sovereign a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April izu3000 and I donated semen to the needy (11 points). In January I played "guess what you're touching" in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom (-6 points). In May I pulled over and changed abysmwalker's flat tire (15 points). In October I kicked lanceromance in the family jewels. (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (24 points). For Christmas I still deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
weaselboy13
Now Mike... I am curious about two things. Why are you:
A.) in bed with mute_sovereign and
B.) in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom?
I know why you and izu3000 would donate semen. I also know why you would kick lanceromance in the nuts. But being in bed with mute_sovereign one night and then in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom the next, well that is a lil' bit scandalous! Although I would like to thank you for changing my tire.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave mute_sovereign a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April izu3000 and I donated semen to the needy (11 points). In January I played "guess what you're touching" in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom (-6 points). In May I pulled over and changed abysmwalker's flat tire (15 points). In October I kicked lanceromance in the family jewels. (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (24 points). For Christmas I still deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
weaselboy13
Now Mike... I am curious about two things. Why are you:
A.) in bed with mute_sovereign and
B.) in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom?
I know why you and izu3000 would donate semen. I also know why you would kick lanceromance in the nuts. But being in bed with mute_sovereign one night and then in yoon_jae_mi's bedroom the next, well that is a lil' bit scandalous! Although I would like to thank you for changing my tire.