Good times!
This was so spectacularly awesome that I had to post it. The first line is the best!!!!!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for weaselboy13 (100 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been very nice (1786 points). For Christmas I deserve a hundred million dollars!
Sincerely,
abysmwalker
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I bought porn for weaselboy13 (100 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In April I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been very nice (1786 points). For Christmas I deserve a hundred million dollars!
Sincerely,
abysmwalker