Fashion Declaration

[abstract_truth]

::walks onto stage::
::taps microphone::
::clears throat::

"Now hear this,

For all you dudes walking around with the short white socks and the plastic sandals on, KINDLY CEASE AND DESIST!!!

This is not the hawtness. This is not a grown and sexy look. You are not fashion forward nor are you bringing style to the streets.

There is no way to sport this look and not appear to be anything but straight up "bama."

Thank you."

::walks off stage::