We're responsible for ALL the powerful and moving poetry ever written

[killer_llamas]

Sensitive, caring side? Fuck off.

Who the fuck is calling our authorship into question? Tell us now. We mean it.

We won't kill you. We just want to discuss it with you. Outside.

NOW.

Comments

[neo_hippie_]

If I tell you, will you smoke some of that famous "LLama-weed" with me?

[anne_bradstreet]

Pshaw. You want LLama weed? I can get you LLama weed. I can get you LLama weed in about an hour. Stop by my house. I'll be in the bath but I'll leave the door open. ;)

[pac_man__]

Are you forgetting something?

[anne_bradstreet]

What? What am I forgetting? Are you saying I smoke too much pot? What's it to ya? I'm my own person, I can do what I want. What am I forgetting?!

*snigger*

[baby_llamicons]

From your entry in opheliablue's journal earlier today:

We wouldn't normally admit this, but we need her to carry on being alive and writing poetry because how are we supposed to steal her writing if she isn't here doing it? We don't really write poetry ourselves.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Re: *snigger*

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

u shoodnt tawlke two ur payrents leik taht tehy wil hite u tahts wot mie reel mom dos

[harold_smith]

She hits you?

That's it, I'm calling protective services.

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

know tehy mite mayke me life wiht u eye donut wnt two