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[killer_llamas]

Sensitive, caring side? Fuck off.

Who the fuck is calling our authorship into question? Tell us now. We mean it.

We won't kill you. We just want to discuss it with you. Outside.

NOW.

Comments

[neo_hippie_]

If I tell you, will you smoke some of that famous "LLama-weed" with me?

[anne_bradstreet]

Pshaw. You want LLama weed? I can get you LLama weed. I can get you LLama weed in about an hour. Stop by my house. I'll be in the bath but I'll leave the door open. ;)

[pac_man__]

Are you forgetting something?

[anne_bradstreet]

What? What am I forgetting? Are you saying I smoke too much pot? What's it to ya? I'm my own person, I can do what I want. What am I forgetting?!

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

eye kan smoek poet two tehn

smokin' poet

[dreamboatdanny]

Hi! I'm Danny! Let's get "stoned", and have "sex"!!

Re: smokin' poet

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

eyem knot taht stoynd

Re: smokin' poet

[dreamboatdanny]

No problem! There's more where that came from!

[john_berryman]

Don't speak to my woman like that.

She isn't forgetting anything. Well, she might be, but I don't mind neo_hippie_ joining us in the bath.

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

im sik ov u u r gros leaf mye mom alown

[anne_bradstreet]

That's tellin' him, honey!

[xxmorbidxxmexx]

kan eye hav sum muni pls i knead 2 gett sum drugs flieing sannatery thynges

[anne_bradstreet]

Hell, why not? I can't read something if it's crossed out!