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abstinentzombie

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Aug 18, 2011 20:11

So I have a question for you all.

Where the fuck is the sun?

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[Audio] sodoffduster August 19 2011, 01:03:04 UTC

Who cares? Never could stand the damn thing, always following me around, watching me while I take a piss. Never had that in Orzammar. A dwarf could take a piss without fear of some damn bloody bright ball in the sky.

[Yeah. He's drunk.]

[Audio] abstinentzombie August 19 2011, 01:17:46 UTC

...I think you need to lie down.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 19 2011, 02:39:46 UTC

Heh heh, why, you planning to join me?

[Audio] abstinentzombie August 19 2011, 02:42:29 UTC

Unless you want to die, no.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 19 2011, 18:25:30 UTC

Heh, depends on whether or not you make it worth my while.

[Audio] abstinentzombie August 19 2011, 19:34:10 UTC

I can't.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 19 2011, 20:03:36 UTC

Well, don't you worry, girl. I can.

[Audio] abstinentzombie August 19 2011, 22:57:17 UTC

Look at that. I don't care. I'm sure there's plenty of other women around here you can fuck. I'm not one of them.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 19 2011, 23:56:19 UTC

Huh. Well, you mind telling me who they are?

Re: [Audio] abstinentzombie August 20 2011, 00:04:36 UTC

Anyone but me.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 20 2011, 00:26:47 UTC

Already tried that. She didn't go for it.

[Audio] abstinentzombie August 20 2011, 00:28:03 UTC

Boo hoo.

[Audio] sodoffduster August 20 2011, 13:04:19 UTC

[He grunts, disappointed.] Your loss.

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