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[abstinentzombie]

So I have a question for you all.

Where the fuck is the sun?

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[iwannabeadragon]

Maybe it's hiding.

[Helpful as ever.]

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[abstinentzombie]

I don't think the sun has any desire to play hide-and-seek.

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[iwannabeadragon]

And that's less likely than it just not being there?

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[abstinentzombie]

Yes.

[stillseecracks]

Th-there, um. Th-- there is n-no sun. N-Not that I've seen, at-- a-at least, and I've b-been here for... m-months now.

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[abstinentzombie]

You haven't seen a sun for months.

[What the shit this place.]

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[abstinentzombie]

Wow, this place is just all kinds of logical.

[stillseecracks]

[That earns a little laugh from Xanth.]

Y-You-- you get u-used to it. The-- th-the lack of, y-you know, sun, it-- i-it doesn't-- s-seem to make m-much of a difference? S-Stuff still grows, there's-- s-still light, y-you know.

Th-there's just. N-No sun.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

iit exploded.

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[abstinentzombie]

If it exploded, this place would've burned to a crisp.

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[thii2ii22tupiid]

iit diid, what do you thiink all the du2t came from?

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[abstinentzombie]

Oh, I don't know, dirt. Animal dander. Hair. Skin particles. Dead insects. Pollen. Et cetera.

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[sodoffduster]

Who cares? Never could stand the damn thing, always following me around, watching me while I take a piss. Never had that in Orzammar. A dwarf could take a piss without fear of some damn bloody bright ball in the sky.

[Yeah. He's drunk.]

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[abstinentzombie]

...I think you need to lie down.

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[sodoffduster]

Heh heh, why, you planning to join me?

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[abstinentzombie]

Unless you want to die, no.

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[rocklikerunaway]

What's the matter, you lose it?

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[abstinentzombie]

No.

It apparently doesn't exist anymore.

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[rocklikerunaway]

Nice try.

I can feel it on my face in the morning.

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[abstinentzombie]

So can I, but unless you're blind, it's clearly not there.