The wedding resume
I was an amazing cake cutter - I rocked that cake. Sure my hands got messy, but I did my sucky job with a smile...and lots of vodka. So with another horrible wedding job over and done with, I have decided to create a wedding resume.
What I've done:
- Present carrier
- Cake cutter
- Guest book attendant
- Usherette
- Bride
What I hope to do:
- Bridesmaid
- Matron of honor
What I hope to never do:
- Reader
- Bride's personal attendant
What I will never be able to do:
- Flower girl
- Maid of honor (I know maid and matron of honor are the same job, but maid of honors sound cool and matron of honors sound like old ladies)