Wow... I didn't think you were serious about posting that. Hey, it was a topic of conversation at a weak moment. However, if you truly think about it... it's really truthful. If only people were more like Quilted Northern... life would be better, right?
Ok... I know ya'll r just trying to make funof me, but here ya go...
Our brand of TP is a perfect analogy of what we want in everything. When you get it it's compact, it's secure (you know, the end is glues to the rest so it doesn't come unraveled before you need it), it's soft. It takes the crap away without being rough. It doesn't fall apart on you, and it's easily disposable. It's pleasing to the eye, and it's versatile (i.e. your crap, cleaning off dust, blowing your nose, cleaning up various spills, as my husband put it - nose tampons, etc). It's generally pleasing to all senses, and easily disposable... wait, didn't I already say that? lol. Listen, think about it for a while, and let me know if you can think of anything else in your life that can be so satisfying, usefull and comforting.
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so uhm.. people wanna hear more about your TP philosophy.. care to enlighten us?
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Our brand of TP is a perfect analogy of what we want in everything. When you get it it's compact, it's secure (you know, the end is glues to the rest so it doesn't come unraveled before you need it), it's soft. It takes the crap away without being rough. It doesn't fall apart on you, and it's easily disposable. It's pleasing to the eye, and it's versatile (i.e. your crap, cleaning off dust, blowing your nose, cleaning up various spills, as my husband put it - nose tampons, etc). It's generally pleasing to all senses, and easily disposable... wait, didn't I already say that? lol.
Listen, think about it for a while, and let me know if you can think of anything else in your life that can be so satisfying, usefull and comforting.
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