toilet paper
my wife and i were sitting in bed at about 1am and she started philosophizing about toilet paper.
seriously. toilet paper.
"it so soft and comforting. its everything you want in life, it gets the shit off you, and it doesn't get on your hands. it doesn't go to pieces just when you need it most..."
and she went on about it for a good ten minutes.
she's cut off. no more cold medicine for her.
seriously. toilet paper.
"it so soft and comforting. its everything you want in life, it gets the shit off you, and it doesn't get on your hands. it doesn't go to pieces just when you need it most..."
and she went on about it for a good ten minutes.
she's cut off. no more cold medicine for her.