SEX
It works in add campaigns, it sells things.
Amaretto? It sells it. Cars? Sold that too. It's caused the transition of more coinage than any other profession or commodity. It's caused every single emotion known to man, from love to hate, envy anger joy despair and, yes, even bliss. It's caused nations to crumble overnight, cities to burn, and it's been a major factor in damn near every religion ever. Something begat something by doinking such and such.
Sex is a major transit route for pain, suffering, disease, and heartbreak.
Heartbreak Hotel, Sex on Wheels, Love in an Elevator.
With women, it's a driving, predatory force. With men, it's a joystick with which you can play little games.
Or completely control them, perhaps.
So on New Year's Eve, I'm going to flip a coin. Heads, I go celibate. Tails, I don't.
If I go celibate, I figure all that pent up sexual frustration will rupture any block I have about writing.
Anyone wanna go celibate with me? C'mon, it'll be fun!
And by celibate I do mean 'No purposeful orgasms.' No pr0ning to take the edge off, christmonger.
Amaretto? It sells it. Cars? Sold that too. It's caused the transition of more coinage than any other profession or commodity. It's caused every single emotion known to man, from love to hate, envy anger joy despair and, yes, even bliss. It's caused nations to crumble overnight, cities to burn, and it's been a major factor in damn near every religion ever. Something begat something by doinking such and such.
Sex is a major transit route for pain, suffering, disease, and heartbreak.
Heartbreak Hotel, Sex on Wheels, Love in an Elevator.
With women, it's a driving, predatory force. With men, it's a joystick with which you can play little games.
Or completely control them, perhaps.
So on New Year's Eve, I'm going to flip a coin. Heads, I go celibate. Tails, I don't.
If I go celibate, I figure all that pent up sexual frustration will rupture any block I have about writing.
Anyone wanna go celibate with me? C'mon, it'll be fun!
And by celibate I do mean 'No purposeful orgasms.' No pr0ning to take the edge off, christmonger.