This ones for you, James

[absintheunborn]

So on my journey to Big Lots today searching for odd and frightening food items, I come across this for only fourty-nine cents:
"Conservative Republican TEXAS Chili Beans
(insert cheesy looking republican elephant here)
Conservatively spiced Texas style chili beans Dubya would love!
serving suggestion: 4 years
VOTE 2004
Let's make sure no
Bush-bashing,
tofu-eating,
tree-hugging,
government-loving,
NPR-listening,
Hollywood-hobnobbing,
animal-activist,
bleeding heart,
left wing socialist
gets elected...
GET OUT AND
VOTE!
Also look for Liberal Democrat Boston Baked Beans"