Comments | absinthe: ...but the bookstore radio aired a quintessential 80s teen film song and it was pretty bitchin'.

absinthe

...but the bookstore radio aired a quintessential 80s teen film song and it was pretty bitchin'.

Aug 08, 2006 15:25

I completely repulsed a girl in a restroom this afternoon by sweating after riding my bike to a bookstore. I don't exaggerate when I say repulsed. She couldn't handle it. She was completely aghast and screwed her face all up, asking OH MY GOD WERE YOU, LIKE, RUNNING, OR SOMETHING?! I wasn't even sweating very much. My face always gets flushed when ( Read more... )

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contrasoma August 8 2006, 22:54:47 UTC

Worry not. I've obtained loadsa C93 and yr standing in the CD swap circuit will always be paramount - don't think I've forgotten that emergency survival kit you sent to me in Prague. If that wasn't enough, yr ability to work all of that beeswax into one sentence made me laugh. Fo' reezy.

absinthe August 9 2006, 01:13:24 UTC

All right! Now I can comment in your journal without committing any sort of bizarre faux pas.

contrasoma August 9 2006, 07:43:20 UTC

That would make my century. :)

ninjastyle August 8 2006, 23:50:31 UTC

not "sweat". it's "perspire" ;)

i know what you mean though. you should have rubbed your sweat all over her!

[ps] you're not a bastard. promise.

absinthe August 9 2006, 01:25:00 UTC

The problem is that you never know what to say or do in these situations because it's such an unexpected social shock that your brain stops functioning altogether... until five minutes later, when all you want to do is chase them down, get some sweat on your finger, and apply a Hitler mustache to their face with it. And an experience like THAT would have evolved into a story told way beyond her social circle of girlfriends, right on down to her grandkids, and their kids. And hopefully would also have given her a permanent tic of paranoid fear whenever passing by a public ladies' room.

ninjastyle August 9 2006, 13:19:37 UTC

i have some stories for you sometime :D

also, your response has basically confirmed the fact that we must meet up someday. chaos and mass slaughter would most definitely ensue!

♥

toosicktopray August 9 2006, 00:00:45 UTC

That is the greatest run-on sentence ever. Seriously. I wouldn't bullshit about something like this.

absinthe August 9 2006, 01:30:08 UTC

There have always been many more where that came from-- much to the ire of my high school English teachers, I'm sure. But I said it then, and I say it now: SERIOUSLY, FUCK THEM.

EMOTICON! :D

aylan August 9 2006, 01:16:10 UTC

i'da choked a bitch

aylan August 9 2006, 01:18:11 UTC

well, ok, i wouldn't have choked her, but i probably would have called her a spoiled little mtv leech and told her to shut the fuck up when her bratty mouth tried to open.

absinthe August 9 2006, 01:28:03 UTC

Like I posted above, the whole thing was so unexpected and strange that I didn't really know what to do. I'd like to think that I came off as the better person. Ha. But I DID put the fear of god into some little kids later for fucking with my bike shop.

devonsego August 14 2006, 00:53:33 UTC

Which bookstore was that painfully far away? The Squalid Market?

absinthe August 14 2006, 19:27:19 UTC

The "far away" thing was meant in a sarcastic manner! Garg!