Jun 27, 2005 17:08
So a German and a guy from San Fransisco walk into this Internet Cafe. The Californian gets a beer and the German gets a cappuccino. They both sit down at a computer and surf the Internet for a while.
About half an hour later, the Californian gets up to pay the bill. While paying, he has the chick at the counter make him an espresso to-go. After recieving his espresso, the Californian begins to search around the condiments basket for some plain sugar. He sees raw sugar, Splenda, and sweet&low.
"Do you have any real sugar?" he asks the chick behind the counter.
The German, mixing his syntax a little, but still meaning to be helpful, tries to indicate that he found the sugar earlier for his cappuccino. "Yes!," he says. "I am the real sugar!"
Now, the German is attractive, so the chick behind the counter says, "You're the real sugar, huh?"
The German man smiles.
The guy from San Fransisco laughs and says, "Hey there, funny girl..."
seattle,
languages,
coffee