Title: Three Acts ( Read more... )

Title: Five things that Philipp left at Timo's house.
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Timo Hildebrand/Philipp Lahm
Warning: Slash, I suppose. But no one cries or ends up punched, so I would say it's quite mild.
Disclaimer: All in my head.
Archive: Just ask!
Notes: The unofficial answer to this.

( five things. )

Title: Five Times Philipp was Afraid of the Dark.
Rating: PG.
Pairing: Implied Hildebrand/Lahm. (quel surprise.)
Language (German or English): English.
Warning: … Fluff? Small children?
Disclaimer: This is all true. Philipp Lahm took the time to call me and tell me all about. No, actually, I made it up.
Notes: Once again, thanks to xbrokenglass's summaries. I ( Read more... )

Two Five Things ficlets, thanks entirely to xbrokenglass and her incredible post-o'-Five Things prompts. Unbetaed, so if there are any stupid mistakes feel free to beat me over the head with them. ♥

Also, these are a bit crack-ish, in places. Blame the end-of-exams fever. :D

( Five People who Told Marcell to Cut his Hair. )

Title: 5 times that Bastian Schweinsteiger was struck speechless.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Bastian Schweinsteiger/Lukas Podolski
Warning: It’s pretty tame, actually. Slash, I guess?
Disclaimer: Not mine, and I made it up.
Archive: Just ask!

( Five times that Bastian Schweinsteiger was struck speechless. )

title Way with Words.
pairing Subtle Lukas Podolski/Bastian Schweinsteiger, with mentions of Daniela.
rating PG, at the most.
disclaimer Not true!
summary Lukas does not have a way with words, and he has accepted this.
A/N: Another little drabble from me - but an angsty one, this time!

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Title: Trapped.
Author: Caitie.
Disclaimer: I’m a lying liar.
Pairing: Timo Hildebrand/Philipp Lahm
Rating: PG
Summary: Timo Hildebrand is trapped. Not in a tortured, metaphorical way - he’s physically trapped.
Author's Note: A rambly, ambiguously time-framed drabble thing from CAITIE? Noooo. (Basically, I’m extremely predictable.)

( Drabble, ho! )

Title: Five Things that Lukas Podolski and Bastian Schweinsteiger have officially been banned from
Pairing: Bastian Schweinsteiger/Lukas Podolski, if you have a dirty mind like me. Suggested Timo/Philipp.
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Lies! LIES!
Notes: I’m kinda’ in love with this 5-things meme.

( Five things. )

TITLE: Lost and Found ( Read more... )

Title: A good match.
Rating: G
Pairing: Lukas Podolski/Bastian Schweinsteiger - although, honestly, it’s so G-rated that it’s probably closer to gen than anything else. I’m just fluffy.
Disclaimer: Fiction!
Note: Bastian is designated baby-holder, and isn’t sure how that happened. Based off THIS adorable picture. (Link removed because I have brain ( Read more... )