You are all cordially invited to the Onsen next Saturday, May 31st for a formal dinner and night stay. The Onsen will open its doors to all ticketholders at 6:00 p.m. and I will personally oversee the cooking to ensure food of the highest quality available. The meal will be held outdoors, and the hot springs themselves will be available for the ( Read more... )

...this is unusual. It seems most of our residents have reverted to child form.

If any adults are still left, we need to address this issue immediately. Please contact me, given the personalities of some of the residents it is quite possible that someone could get hurt.