[016 - If god wanted us sober, he'd knock the glass over. | Video | Open for Spam!]

[aboutpower]

[Buffy is well on her way to drunk about now. She's been sitting at the bar for a little while, taking shots of whiskey with the determination of someone who is fully intending on getting completely wasted. Anyone in the pub during this time would notice that she absolutely loathes the taste of liquor, but continues to drink it anyway. Buffy

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[captain_jtkirk]

[Kirk supports all drunken sorrows ever :c] Rob a bank? Take over the Barge.

[aboutpower]

Oh. [Haha, it was still on. She smiles lopsidedly and rolls her eyes at herself.] Take over the Barge? Why? [Pffft that sounds ridiculous, Kirk! ...But then:] Hey, how much do you think it would sell for?

[captain_jtkirk]

A magic boat full of the criminally insane but also in some cases really smart nutjobs?

Maybe a lot.

[aboutpower]

[Hmmmm.] Yeah.. Yeah, maybe-

What? No! I'd have to like beat up everyone on board and that would take a really long time. [Cause she believes she could take everyone in succession. Everyone.] Plus, I'd pro'ly have to drive the thing and that would just- [Hiccup.] End in flame-y badness.

[captain_jtkirk]

It really isn't that hard to pilot.

[aboutpower]

Yeah, says the future-space captain... guy. [Aaaand Buffy takes another shot. Bleh face and noise follow.] Bleeeegh. Ugh. You've piloted this thing?

[captain_jtkirk]

I might've been a part of a coup once upon a time.

[aboutpower]

[Slow, slightly uncoordinated nod.] I'm impressed.

Sooooooo.. If you drive the thing, I promise to not beat you up in the takeover. [Smirk!]

[captain_jtkirk]

Deal.

[aboutpower]

[Happy, perky, word-slurring Buffy!] Good! I'll let you know when I get on that, then.

[captain_jtkirk]

If you don't pass out first.

[aboutpower]

Pffffft. [Hand wave of dismissal.] I believe you are underestimating me, Captain Kirk.

[captain_jtkirk]

Whatever you say, drunky.