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sometimes i am not sure why i like new york city so much. while on tour i dream longingly about it at all times, and then as soon as i pull onto bay parkway the young girls in juicy sweatsuits, skinned chickens in windows, slow-walking tourists, grating accents and white-belted hipsters make me want to lock myself in my room and then i realize this room is costing me thousands of dollars a month and if this room were anywhere else in the country it would be worth about 100 and then i want to claw off my skin and jump off of the overlook at brooklyn heights and then i realize that there is a 24 hour diner on the way so i drop by and get some chicken fingers and then i love new york again. i have a few days before i have to be in tampa, so i am enjoying the city. hopefully usher will swing by later and we will listen to the game as we drive to the bronx to pick up some pretty girl merch(matching pink sweatsuits) and some meth, then go by associated and get some fresh fish and fruit punch for a bbq/dance party that i plan on having to work on our ushen.
michelle has been with me on tour since early april, i drag her everywhere for regular sex. i have managed to get her drunk several times, this is the only time when she will dance in public. so far she will not go into a club with me while i have on my spiderman mask... but time will tell especially if i let her drink jager for a couple of hours. i also found that rum and sunkist is not as disgusting as you might think that it is. our most important discovery on tour so far is the gigantic jesus statue off of interstate 75 outside of cincinnati. we decided to visit jesus, who i should mention is right next to "trader's world". anyway, jesus was even more amazing up close. he watches over a giant pond infested by fruit flies and one of the ugliest stretches of interstate in the midwest. michelle and i spent most of our twenty minutes with jesus making puns about him, especially when we discovered that you can enter jesus, which led to fun things like "let's go inside of jesus". even more exciting was when we discovered that there are bathrooms inside of jesus. i am quite sure michelle will be joining me in hell, now. after we left jesus we drove down the road and went into a hustler store, where michelle expressed interest in a sex swing. i am sure she was kidding but she's still getting one. i thought that a hustler store would be much more fun, but it was far too clean and the large number of men staring at porn in the back room frightened me. i just wanted to look at sex swings. we then headed back to cincinnati for my sound check and some italian food. i had a horrible night, who knew that when you jump into a mosh pit your fans will touch you.... but things are looking up now, i have decided to keep a safe distant between myself and my fans by cutting off all contact with them and i am much happier since. matt enjoys talking to our fans and signing boobs... i enjoy performing. i do not feel the need to have long conversations with 30 13 year old girls every night while i could be eating nachos pizza or slamming my beautiful wife, sorry...
i also recently saw sin city with michelle while on tour, and it was not as bad as i anticipated it would be. i still think that they do not have a firm grasp on film noir, but violence and prostitutes more than made up for it. everytime there was something extremely violent on the screen i cover my eyes, and michelle screams with excitement, it is pretty messed up. she was especially thrilled with cannibalism and dismemberment.
you will all be hearing our new song error operator sometime soon, in which i scream ARE U ALRIGHT over and over although it is not a michael jackson cover. it is for the fantastic four movie. though i love comics i'm not the biggest fantastic four fan, any comic where there is marriage bores me and there's not even secret identities. i do love the thing though, and hope the movie focuses primarily on him so that he and i will forever be associated with one another. susan storm didn't know what she was doing ((sigh***
i spent 4/20 in washington d.c... for some reason, this does not seem like the best place to spend 4/20. in other recent events we have a pope, and it doesn't seem to disturb the population that he hates everyone who isn't white male straight or catholic. more importantly, i have determined that the closest person to god on earth is not the pope, it is indeed bono. o how i love bono...
do people really pay to see these suicide girl things in little to no clothing??? you have got to be kidding me??? homegirls are ugly, i'd stick with playboy if i were you. and buying playboy is better for the ladies, and let me tell you why. suicidegirls is using the old girls gone wild capitalist trick. i'm sure some prick does who is making money off a bunch of young ladies. do you know what suicidegirls get? a few bucks and a pair of panties, i am not fucking with you. at least playboy gives the girls some cash. yah i am such a feminist..... did i mention suicide girls are ugly??? all the tattoos and piercings in the world could not help these girls.
and i am going to echo my wife's sentiments, i don't understand why anyone would be nostalgic for drama, fighting, etc. etc. in a relationship. i am quite content when my wife and i are on good terms, not to mention she puts out more. if you think it's awesome to have a volatile relationship, then i'd doubt you truly love the person you are with. though i also do not like to judge others relationships and feelings... because mine are the only ones that are important.
looking forward to shar jackson's new single-
adam
michelle has been with me on tour since early april, i drag her everywhere for regular sex. i have managed to get her drunk several times, this is the only time when she will dance in public. so far she will not go into a club with me while i have on my spiderman mask... but time will tell especially if i let her drink jager for a couple of hours. i also found that rum and sunkist is not as disgusting as you might think that it is. our most important discovery on tour so far is the gigantic jesus statue off of interstate 75 outside of cincinnati. we decided to visit jesus, who i should mention is right next to "trader's world". anyway, jesus was even more amazing up close. he watches over a giant pond infested by fruit flies and one of the ugliest stretches of interstate in the midwest. michelle and i spent most of our twenty minutes with jesus making puns about him, especially when we discovered that you can enter jesus, which led to fun things like "let's go inside of jesus". even more exciting was when we discovered that there are bathrooms inside of jesus. i am quite sure michelle will be joining me in hell, now. after we left jesus we drove down the road and went into a hustler store, where michelle expressed interest in a sex swing. i am sure she was kidding but she's still getting one. i thought that a hustler store would be much more fun, but it was far too clean and the large number of men staring at porn in the back room frightened me. i just wanted to look at sex swings. we then headed back to cincinnati for my sound check and some italian food. i had a horrible night, who knew that when you jump into a mosh pit your fans will touch you.... but things are looking up now, i have decided to keep a safe distant between myself and my fans by cutting off all contact with them and i am much happier since. matt enjoys talking to our fans and signing boobs... i enjoy performing. i do not feel the need to have long conversations with 30 13 year old girls every night while i could be eating nachos pizza or slamming my beautiful wife, sorry...
i also recently saw sin city with michelle while on tour, and it was not as bad as i anticipated it would be. i still think that they do not have a firm grasp on film noir, but violence and prostitutes more than made up for it. everytime there was something extremely violent on the screen i cover my eyes, and michelle screams with excitement, it is pretty messed up. she was especially thrilled with cannibalism and dismemberment.
you will all be hearing our new song error operator sometime soon, in which i scream ARE U ALRIGHT over and over although it is not a michael jackson cover. it is for the fantastic four movie. though i love comics i'm not the biggest fantastic four fan, any comic where there is marriage bores me and there's not even secret identities. i do love the thing though, and hope the movie focuses primarily on him so that he and i will forever be associated with one another. susan storm didn't know what she was doing ((sigh***
i spent 4/20 in washington d.c... for some reason, this does not seem like the best place to spend 4/20. in other recent events we have a pope, and it doesn't seem to disturb the population that he hates everyone who isn't white male straight or catholic. more importantly, i have determined that the closest person to god on earth is not the pope, it is indeed bono. o how i love bono...
do people really pay to see these suicide girl things in little to no clothing??? you have got to be kidding me??? homegirls are ugly, i'd stick with playboy if i were you. and buying playboy is better for the ladies, and let me tell you why. suicidegirls is using the old girls gone wild capitalist trick. i'm sure some prick does who is making money off a bunch of young ladies. do you know what suicidegirls get? a few bucks and a pair of panties, i am not fucking with you. at least playboy gives the girls some cash. yah i am such a feminist..... did i mention suicide girls are ugly??? all the tattoos and piercings in the world could not help these girls.
and i am going to echo my wife's sentiments, i don't understand why anyone would be nostalgic for drama, fighting, etc. etc. in a relationship. i am quite content when my wife and i are on good terms, not to mention she puts out more. if you think it's awesome to have a volatile relationship, then i'd doubt you truly love the person you are with. though i also do not like to judge others relationships and feelings... because mine are the only ones that are important.
looking forward to shar jackson's new single-
adam