002 - you are what you love [voice --> action]

[abishopreally]

[Crackling sounds - like something soft smacking against the pages over and over again, or like there's an breeze that's making the pages of some book placed too close to the device scrape over the microphone.

If that's what you're thinking then you're really not far off.]The worst thing is that I can't even really enjoy looking at myself in the

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[fallenambitions]

[...why is...why is there a floating book going down the street?

All comments after this will be done with royalcandidate]

[abishopreally]

[Because staying in the house is so boring!]

1/2

[royalcandidate]

[Well then! This kid here is going to cautiously reach out to the book and--]

[royalcandidate]

....

[Upon actually seeing what the book actually was, he had this disgusted expression and drops the book]

Revolting.

[abishopreally]

[Insert cackling here.]

Not old enough to enjoy it, huh?

[royalcandidate]

[Old enough?...oh, right. He's not himself right now]

That isn't the case at all--...you can speak.

[abishopreally]

[Hello there. This would be a smirk. If magazines could do that.]

Because I'm a magical magazine.

[royalcandidate]

...Is that so?

[Fine, he'll play along and picks the magazine back up. Not opening it though]

What else can you do besides talk and float?

[abishopreally]

That's a secret.

[Pages ruffle as he laughs.]

[royalcandidate]

[He simply smiles]

I hope you're not referring to the secrets beneath your covers. That's nothing impressive, neither is your ability to speak.

[abishopreally]

Well, you wouldn't know since you don't know what secrets are under my covers, hm?

[royalcandidate]

Why would I want to waste time looking at inappropriate images?

[...maybe he--no no, that is just...improper of him to think that]

I'm quite sure there is nothing magical about that.

[abishopreally]

Inappropriate?

[He'd smirk. Instead, more page ruffling.]

You wouldn't know, would you?