Black Frid-- WHAT
thank you grandma for taking me shopping on this most terrible of days.
At least we didn't set foot in MalMart, the den of all evil. For this I am eternally greateful. grateful. graetful. gr...
fuck it.
so days goes as follows:
1) Inexplicably wake up at eight WHY. WHY WHY WHY.
2) Shower, use stupid shower gel instead of shampoo on accident and get THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF BLUE SAND/WALNUT SHELL STUCK TO MY SCALP.
3) Forget to eat, but find my kickass army boots mere seconds before being ushered out the door.
3.5) Someday, someone will tell my child LOL UR MOM WEARS ARMY BOOTS and he will reply "WELL DUH, what else would she wear for kicking butt and taking names?"
3.7) Also, I felt pretty awesome they are honest-to-god military jungle boots and they are in fact for kicking ass and taking names.
4) Replenished all flavors of Fuel Cells in BigLots including Unbound, Chai lattes and agave-flavored blue stuff. Also acquired Horchata rice-drink fuel cells JACK-FUCKING-POT NOBODY SELLS HORCHATA I AM SO STOKED. Also purchased several ridiculous cartoons, two volumes of Stormhawks and a can of Monster.
4.5) Monster is breakfast.
5) Peddlers Mall!! IT'S LIKE FIFTY YARD SALES IN ONE BUILDING found the movie Backdraft. Considered purchasing ridiculous sherbet orange suit. Thought better of the latter purchase. Refrained and moved on.
6) Walk to Gamestop.
6.1) Get shat on by bird en route to Gamestop. I wish I were kidding.
6.2) Invade Gamestop.
6.4) Acquire desired titles from used section after two hours of searching.
6.8) TWO HOURS OF SEARCHING? Yeah Grandad forgot we needed a ride home. Way to go, Badgerman. It's okay, I'll eventually take on your superhero title, I've always liked Legacy Heroes like Niteowl and The Flash.
7) Remind grandfather of our precarious existance via store phone. GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHO--
8) Crisis averted. Return home and devour entire turkey leg.
9) Blog ridiculously.
10) OH FUCK I HAVE A WALK CYCLE TO DRAW AND A PSYCHOPATHIC WITCH TO ANIMATE--
Yeah guess who plans to pickle themselves in redbull and pull an alnighter?
No not Dez. Never Dez.
At least we didn't set foot in MalMart, the den of all evil. For this I am eternally greateful. grateful. graetful. gr...
fuck it.
so days goes as follows:
1) Inexplicably wake up at eight WHY. WHY WHY WHY.
2) Shower, use stupid shower gel instead of shampoo on accident and get THOUSANDS OF PIECES OF BLUE SAND/WALNUT SHELL STUCK TO MY SCALP.
3) Forget to eat, but find my kickass army boots mere seconds before being ushered out the door.
3.5) Someday, someone will tell my child LOL UR MOM WEARS ARMY BOOTS and he will reply "WELL DUH, what else would she wear for kicking butt and taking names?"
3.7) Also, I felt pretty awesome they are honest-to-god military jungle boots and they are in fact for kicking ass and taking names.
4) Replenished all flavors of Fuel Cells in BigLots including Unbound, Chai lattes and agave-flavored blue stuff. Also acquired Horchata rice-drink fuel cells JACK-FUCKING-POT NOBODY SELLS HORCHATA I AM SO STOKED. Also purchased several ridiculous cartoons, two volumes of Stormhawks and a can of Monster.
4.5) Monster is breakfast.
5) Peddlers Mall!! IT'S LIKE FIFTY YARD SALES IN ONE BUILDING found the movie Backdraft. Considered purchasing ridiculous sherbet orange suit. Thought better of the latter purchase. Refrained and moved on.
6) Walk to Gamestop.
6.1) Get shat on by bird en route to Gamestop. I wish I were kidding.
6.2) Invade Gamestop.
6.4) Acquire desired titles from used section after two hours of searching.
6.8) TWO HOURS OF SEARCHING? Yeah Grandad forgot we needed a ride home. Way to go, Badgerman. It's okay, I'll eventually take on your superhero title, I've always liked Legacy Heroes like Niteowl and The Flash.
7) Remind grandfather of our precarious existance via store phone. GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE A CELLPHO--
8) Crisis averted. Return home and devour entire turkey leg.
9) Blog ridiculously.
10) OH FUCK I HAVE A WALK CYCLE TO DRAW AND A PSYCHOPATHIC WITCH TO ANIMATE--
Yeah guess who plans to pickle themselves in redbull and pull an alnighter?
No not Dez. Never Dez.