Hellfire and damnation!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In October, I rescued hippogryph from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I stopped not_a_vampire from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-315 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
abigailelliott
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