naughty or nice
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Friday I helped samll see the light (8 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dksph's purse (30 points). In July I punched bariumscully in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (23 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
abigailelliott