To Those in the Know

[abigail_lilith]

You stay the fuck away from my daughter.

I know where the lethal injections are, you prick.

PS Tamm is my new assistant!

Comments

[twilightrobe]

you like having a cute, blonde secretary.

your cute, blonde secretary really wants to kick some arse right now.

[abigail_lilith]

I might make you lean waaayyyy far over my desk to reach the papers on the other side sometimes so I can admire your bum, yes.

I won't say no!

[twilightrobe]

i might wiggle it for you. if you're lucky.

excellent. i'll get my heavy boots on.

[abigail_lilith]

I'll give you biccies!

Wonderful! I'll get my riding crop!

[in_spectre_mors]

Grumble grumble. Don't tempt me.

[abigail_lilith]

Can I tempt you with cream cake instead?

Thank you for going to get her. I was in a meeting. Of course I am cursing the families of everyone I was meeting with as I type.

[in_spectre_mors]

Cream cake is tempting, yes...

Abby... you're welcome. Of course I did. I would think of doing nothing else. I'm sure your meeting was important, sweetheart. You help so many people... you can't possibly be everywhere at once.

[abigail_lilith]

It's very creamy and cakey!

I know you wouldn't. I just wanted to say. My meeting still gets cursed.

[everscrumptious]

I do hope that's a non sequitur.

That being said, I know where they are too. You mean the morphine, right?

[abigail_lilith]

A rather brilliant one, thank you.

The really big-arse doses of morphine, yes. Or just an airbubble in the vein. Hippocratic Oath be damned!!

[everscrumptious]

Yes, Darling.

You know you're really very scary?

[abigail_lilith]

I'm an Evil Genius.

[seminalsemiotic]

You're going to make a wonderful team, Abby. But what happened to Mara?

[abigail_lilith]

Samson gave her nightmares.

[seminalsemiotic]

That fucking prick!

Is there something we can do about it, to make him stop? There's got to be... right?

[abigail_lilith]

Rolf has been doing it, but he was busy this afternoon.

Legitimately, mind. Don't get angry with him for that, he has enough reasons for us to heap anger on him without making up some.

[toey_chloe]

You kick his arse, Abby!

Dr Abigail, Mistress of Pain.

[toey_chloe]

Uh, the angel prick's arse, not Tamm's.

[abigail_lilith]

I knew what you meant!! And oh how I would love to.