To Those in the Know

[abigail_lilith]

You stay the fuck away from my daughter.

I know where the lethal injections are, you prick.

PS Tamm is my new assistant!

Comments

[twilightrobe]

you like having a cute, blonde secretary.

your cute, blonde secretary really wants to kick some arse right now.

[abigail_lilith]

I might make you lean waaayyyy far over my desk to reach the papers on the other side sometimes so I can admire your bum, yes.

I won't say no!

[twilightrobe]

i might wiggle it for you. if you're lucky.

excellent. i'll get my heavy boots on.

[abigail_lilith]

I'll give you biccies!

Wonderful! I'll get my riding crop!

[twilightrobe]

right. i'll just get my wiggles suit on, then.

ha! this is gonna be fun...

[abigail_lilith]

...No, Tamm. No.

(But yes to that part!)

[twilightrobe]

i could have said a speedo, you know.

[abigail_lilith]

Is that...worse?

[twilightrobe]

i think that's for you to decide, bossman.

[abigail_lilith]

Muahaha!