I'm Automated External Defibrillation certified... are you?
Curse you, competitive TV programming! Tonight, the two most diabolically genius shows were airing at the same time: WB Superstar USA and The Swan Pageant. The woman from Sammammash was crowned the swan and the other woman from Washington placed second. To me, this is proof that inside every average-looking Washingtonian is a plastic-surgery masterpiece waiting to be revealed. My dad is gone for another four days, but this time he left me the car. This would be really exciting if I could find anywhere worthy of going. I drove around Fort Worth for an hour today and finally settled for Wal-Mart to buy a Looney Tunes DVD. When I go into public I talk with a Texan accent and drawl. Went running, watched plenty of Court TV, and fell back into my pattern. I am now First Aid/CPR/AED certified for the first time and can't wait for someone to start choking or cut off a finger so I can show off my mad safety skills. San Antonio is superb. We should all go there at sometime, maybe for a bachelorette party or something; there were lots of bacholerette parties goin down along the RiverWalk. I felt out of place because I wasn't wearing a veil and a sash. I also went bar-hopping a little with my dad; it was weird; maybe in another ten years or so. When I retire I'm going to buy a farm in the quint little city of Georgetown, Texas. Ah, hell, first chance I get I'm buying a farm in Georgetown.
That being said, Party at my place tonight and tomorrow night and Wednesday night!
Can't make it? Damn.