Dahl Generation One
Warnings: Um... Possible cursing, nudity, other stuff.... capslocky humor, maybe? I dunno. I haven't written the update yet, have I?
So here is our founder! Ronald Dahl, a Fortune/Romance sim with the LTW of reaching the top of the comedy career.
The first thing I have him do once he settles into his nice little house is read a parenting book.
And then the welcome wagon arrives! With this pretty redhead, who I might have married to Ron, if she had had eyes other than those. I downloaded them, thinking I'd like them, but I don't :(
Also in the welcome wagon is Emu-Dude, and Zombie-Grrl.
Ron doesn't greet any of them and they get to mill about outside.
And then a while later, this little lady walks by!
He greets her, and we learn that her name is Tricia. I am HORRIBLE at remembering last names, so she doesn't get one ;p
The second thing they do after meeting eachother is this.
And the third thing is kiss.
They're THREEBOLTERS. Man, I never get them!
Trenchcoat. Its a trenchcoat lady.
Here is the house after she moves in and I can add onto it, since she brought $10,000!
Ron: Man, she is HOT!
I would guess that, seeing as all you've done all day is kiss her.
She moves in and gets a makeover, and discovers where the knives are. Every wife should know where the knives are.
RONALD, LET HER SIT DOWN. SHE WILL BE BIRTHING YOUR CHILDREN.
Here is a better picture of her. She has bigger lips than most of my sims ever do (though, you might not be able to see how big, 'cause she's chewing and all)
and I want to see how that will work out with the babies.
-insert something said before here-
I don't know, but while Ron looks like it was his first time, Tricia looks suspicious xD
Thats it, girl! Make him stand! And, stupid plumbbob, getting into my pictures...
Awh, look, how romantic! The engagement infront of the toilet that Tricia just threw up in, predicting her pregnancy.
And the 'damn, he is FIIIINE' realization that makes you wonder WHY she is marrying him.
And then of course, the wedding kiss, so that the children will have his last name.
Aaaaand thats where Ronald falls in love.
Ron: Well, I was thinking about that hot chick from yesterday...
Tricia: D:
Ron: Oh wait, my wife is in the room and can TOTALLY see what I'm writing!
But Tricia dreams of Emu-Dude.
She WAS going to get to stay at home, being technically pregnant, and it not being her career of LTW, but then I checked and BOOYAH, she makes 1,000 a day.
Tricia: It says her that feeling the urge to sit on a toilet you just threw up into could mean I'm pregnant....
Teh winner caught bugs!
He gets a lemonade stand because Fortune sims get sad when they don't have jobs.
And a teenage boy sympathizes and buys from Ron.
He, on the other hand, doesn't. But its all good. His name is Byrd.
Awh, how sweet.
But seriously. Tricia was OBSESSED with that stand. She had the fear that it would get smashed, so I sold it xD
Because pregnany turns Tricia on.
After getting rid of the lemonade stand, Ron decides he wants to be a hairdresser.
And here are people watching Tricia jump in a puddle, after coming to get their hair done.
Tricia: Honey, you need a makeover MADLY.
Friend: That makes you a bad business owner! -- BUT LYK OMG, BFF!
...lulz. Okay, NOW she needs a makeover badly.
And while Ron was testing out on the guinea pigs...
Generation two was on its way.
Why, hello there, skintone that shouldn't be there! (I have a deep hatred for custom skintones, as you may or may not know.)
Ron: Oh, my wife is hot after giving birth!
So I'll tell you what they had! The shiny-skinned baby is a boy, named Jeffery.
They ALSO had two more babies, a boy and a girl. The girl had S3 and was named Dahlia, the boy was S4 and named Peter.
And here's what Tricia's friend Madeline looked like after her makeover!
And just to prove that this update was sadly, pedotastic.