A few days ago the guy I lost my virginity to got a girl pregnant.
"I have to pay for half of the abortion and I don't even get to watch," he said.
In other news, if you haven't seen the War On Religion, you can view it here, because I'm looking out for your best interests:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4659873880136113631&q=%22root+of+all+evil%3F%22+dawkins&hl=en "If you have the delusion that you're Napoleon, it must be a fairly lonely feeling because nobody agrees with you. ...But these people here, thousands of people, all have exactly the same delusion. That must give wonderful reinforcement to their faith."