FIRST CAKE | VIDEO
[Suddenly, a bucktoothed fifteen year old girl! Jane is frowning thoughtfully at the camera and it's apparent from her background that she's already gotten up and explored a bit. The arm of her paper pajamas has had a small chunk of it torn out, though it's quite obvious where the missing piece ended up. It has been fashioned into a make-shift mustache and hanging onto her upper lip more tenuously with each passing moment.]
After a thorough once-over of this hospital and some serious reflection on my part, I am starting to feel as though a disguise may not be necessary to make my escape. At first blush I had figured that this had been a kidnapping attempt by the enemies of Crocker corp! That's growing more unlikely by the minute, however, considering that I haven't run into another soul here, let alone one intent on stopping me.
[She twists her lips to the side, thinking of how to continue, when the precariously placed paper mustache falls off entirely. Her gaze follows it as it flutters to the floor and she continues to stare at it for several seconds afterwards.]
Anyway, I guess what I'm looking for is any sort of explanation for why I have awoken in a morgue, as the fact that I actually seem to be here is so completely ridiculous I can scarcely believe it!
After a thorough once-over of this hospital and some serious reflection on my part, I am starting to feel as though a disguise may not be necessary to make my escape. At first blush I had figured that this had been a kidnapping attempt by the enemies of Crocker corp! That's growing more unlikely by the minute, however, considering that I haven't run into another soul here, let alone one intent on stopping me.
[She twists her lips to the side, thinking of how to continue, when the precariously placed paper mustache falls off entirely. Her gaze follows it as it flutters to the floor and she continues to stare at it for several seconds afterwards.]
Anyway, I guess what I'm looking for is any sort of explanation for why I have awoken in a morgue, as the fact that I actually seem to be here is so completely ridiculous I can scarcely believe it!