SHARKBAIT 001 {video}

[sharkfin_soup]

{This video is brought to you from behind Squalo's makeshift barricade at the top of the stairs on the top floor of the hospital. He's propped the cellphone up on said barricade so the video shows off his brand new clothing, as reminiscent of his Varia uniform as he could find, as well as a scavenged prosthetic arm in place of his ridiculous stub.

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[womanwhofights]

[Cleaning out one ear with her pinky finger. Just imagine the 'squeak squeak squeak' sound effects.]

Good grief, I'd hate to imagine whatever it is you're compensating for. Other than the arm, anyway.

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[sharkfin_soup]

{Good. That means you were listening. But why did you have to mention the arm - he'll glare and frown at you.}

Vooiii, you wouldn't even begin to understand why I gave up my arm.

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[womanwhofights]

[There's a very distinct line between noise and speech, buddy boy. She's pretty sure you were just making the former.]

...Voi? [Drawing a blank there.] Perhaps not, but I can imagine. Likely something typically male and pigheaded.

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[sharkfin_soup]

{He's going to ignore her stupid inquiry into his word choice and glare instead.}

Tch, you suggesting I did it just because I wanted to?

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[justabitoffun]

Oh, look. He has a sword. Cute.

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[sharkfin_soup]

Oh, look. A smartass. {Bored stare. Why are all the people here so pathetic?}

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[justabitoffun]

I know your compensating but dear me--could you cut back on the noise? It is quite grating. And I'd hate for some...misfortune to befall you.

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[sharkfin_soup]

{Lalala, ignoring all that but--} Is that a threat?

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[betrayedblade]

You could have chosen a better place to stake your claim. What of the newcomers? What if they do not see your warning at first and wander up there in search of supplies?

Know this: if any harm comes to any innocents for your insolent actions you will find yourself on the sharp end of a blade. Quite possibly your own.

I advise you be wary.

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[sharkfin_soup]

{If only you could see the massive smirk that pulls at his lips. Oh, he likes you, you have backbone.}

I'm not an idiot; I put massive fucking 'no entry' signs up all over. So if the idiots 'wander up' here, it'll be their own damn fault.

Vooiii, interesting threat. {That's his way of saying bring it on: he really isn't scared.}

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[betrayedblade]

And how many people do you honestly think actually pay attention to such signs? Especially in such an otherwise deserted building. And what of those that cannot read at all? You may not be an idiot but you have not fully thought this out. Or do not care--which case I pity you.

Especially if I have made good on that threat.

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[sharkfin_soup]

If people don't pay attention to the huge ass fucking signs then they're idiots. {He lets out a small chuckle.} I don't give a fuck.

Oooh, scary. Bring it on, trash. {He's following orders from Xanxus, good luck scaring him into not following them...}

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[youallerrybody]

[oh good grief.]

Seriously, what is your problem?

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[sharkfin_soup]

{Oh hay Freezer guy.}

My problem is trash that don't listen to warnings.

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[youallerrybody]

Charming.

Who's Varia, anyway?

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[sharkfin_soup]

The Varia are part of the Vongola Family. The part you really don't want to fuck with. Got it, trash?

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[idkmybfftrash]

[ CACKLING JUST A LITTLE. Oh Squalo. There's a reason you're favorite. Well, sometimes. Well, one he hates the least. Well. Nevermind. ]

I said barricade, not start a goddamn turf war, dumbshit. [ That's his job B( ]

And turn the damn elevators back on. I'm not taking the fucking stairs. [ NEVER SATISFIED, THIS ONE. ]

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[sharkfin_soup]

{He tries his best just for you Xanxus, you awkward fucking asshole. :|}

You also told me to kill anyone who came up here, so I was giving them a final warning.

{A pause and that icon? Yeah, that's his face.} Voooiii... you're never fucking satisfied!! I'll move the shit when you want to use them. I can't fucking guard every entrance, shitty boss.

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[idkmybfftrash]

If they came up. Way to send out a goddamn invite, asshat.

[ UUUUGGH, COME HERE SO HE CAN PUNCH YOU AGAIN ] Which is why I said block up the extra staircases, shit-for-brains. Leave the elevator and one staircase. That's two places to guard. Can you handle that or should I go find a toddler with the same exact same mental capacity to help you out?

[ It's his way of saying he cares, bb :'| ]

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[sharkfin_soup]

{Oh come on Xanxus, remember who you're talking to. Squalo lives for violence and cutting idiot scumbags into ribbons.}

Vooooiii!!! You fucking said it too!! {Ugh, no reasoning with this damn man.} I did fucking block them, but you never know just what idiots are going to come blasting through. {You would know if you ever actually did field work and didn't just sit on your ass in that fucking throne all day :||

And so the video's gonna show him storming over to the elevators and kicking the shit out of the doorway of one, trying to aim the debris towards Xanxus's makeshift office.}