Just spent 30 minutes making people laugh during a very intense debate about an "exclusive" that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are fucking, and that she really likes him but that he's ust using her for sex ( Read more... )

I AM IN BOSTON ( Read more... )

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I asked the magic 8-ball on this (http://www.27bslash6.com/magic8ball.html) site "Can I fuck Rob Pattinson please?" And the answer was "Hm . . . yes."

THANK YOU. Deliver him to me now please.

( But beyond that, here are some random things that make me gasm lately. )

defcakelady (12:21:21 AM): An old man in my painting class today told me my hair cake looked like it is ejaculating ( Read more... )

Sparkettestar (11:20:11 PM): my carrots are hot ( Read more... )

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blackSpiderman says: i jus licked u inma head

Best part of the day, haha.

BAHAHAHA. So not only have I stooped to actually watching this episode of Zack & Cody or whatever it's called, they seriously just had a conversation about Orlando Bloom. Irony, much? Did that really just happen? "Orlando Bloom likes smart girls." ". . ." "No he doesn't."

( I assure you, he does. )

Your appearance says a lot about you. I mean, this is common knowledge, and yet I've been amused lately because I hadn't realized how much living in Boston affected my sense of fashion. It taught me to put effort into how I look, though, and now I am constantly leaving the house in a skirt and heels. Boston just has a different fashion than ( Read more... )