Shiyagare #6
I'm feeling so much better! I don't know if it's cabbycabcab's amazing home remedy, or if my white blood cells finally won the fight, or if the viruses just gave up, but but I'm not coughing a lung out anymore. HALLELUJAH. SLEEP CAN FINALLY HAPPEN. /o/
[Assignment is to change the statement into a question and go around the class, asking classmates, so as to collect names to get a bingo]
italics - Japanese
SOCCERBOY (SB): Aki-sensei, Aki-sensei.
AKI: Yes?
SB: Are you a dog?
AKI: No, I'm not a dog.
SB: ... oh crap, I just asked the wrong thing didn't I.
AKI: Yes, you just asked if I was a dog.
SB: How do you change this?
AKI: "I have a dog." First, start with "Do", then subject, then--
SB: Ah, ah, ah!! Do you... have a dog?
AKI: Very good. Sorry, but I had a dog.
SB: Ohhh. Damn it.
SB: ... though you're more like a puppy.
AKI: What?
SB: I don't know... cute and cuddly.
AKI: Oh. Thank you.
LANKY: Are you nuts? Aki's more like a goldfish.
AKI: I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment...
LANKY: I wish I could put you in a glass bowl and look at you forever.
AKI:
AKI:
AKI:
SB: Dude, even I think that's creepy as fuck.
asdl'fff /o\
And it's been ages since I've done a picspam. Shiyagare #6!
Terry: The way I see you... you're like Disneyland, when the five of you are together.
Sho: Oh...
Terry: Don't they feel like Disneyland?
Audience: Yeah they do~
Terry: I know right?
Sho: No, surely we don't!
Terry: You do!
Sho: No!
Terry: You do so!
Jun: What do you mean?
Nino: That's an amazing assertion.
Terry: Well I feel like I'm having fun when I meet you guys.
Sho: Oh...
Terry: And just by seeing you guys, even if something bad happened yesterday, I'd feel much better!
Arashi: Whoaa...
Jun: I'm really glad to hear that.
Terry: That's how I feel! That's why I honestly think that you guys are a miracle five.
Sho: Really...
Audience: [claps]
Terry: See?
Sho: I wonder who's Big Thunder Mountain.
Nino: It has to be Jun-kun.
Sho: Yeah, Matsujun's Big Thunder Mountain.
Jun: May I have it?
Aiba: You lucky guy~
Jun: I'll give Space Mountain to you (Ohno), then.
Nino: You as Space Mountain?
Sho: You're more like It's A Small World.
Ohno: Me?
Nino: Everyone goes to that attraction.
Ohno: Really?
Nino: Yep.
... are you calling Ohno the group bicycle, Nino?
Sho: Aiba-kun is most definitely Jungle Cruise.
Aiba: Why? I'm Jungle Cruise?
Sho: Nino has to be... uh...
Aiba: He's the Haunted Mansion.
Sho: Ahhhh.
Aiba: 'cause he's got that tricky feel to him.
Nino: Sho-san is... what could he be? That one pirate dude who's tied up in the Pirates of Caribbean ride.
Sho: The one guy whose head keeps popping up from a barrel.
Ohno turns to Sho to say something in a frightened voice, Sho laughs, then Ohno continues to cling to him. Meanwhile, Nino can sense his two boyfriends are up to something in the corner.
Nino: I'm sorry, but while everyone's attention is fixed over there, Leader's over here going, "I've never seen a crocodile like that..."
Kawamoto: His eyes are really asking for the job...
O-Oh Degawa. <3
Nino's favourite shoulder rest.
Jun is upset, but Aiba pushes him forward encouragingly. XD
Jun: It's saying "Shuu shuu!" It's saying "Shuu shuu!" The crocodile is going "Shuu shuu!"
Kawamoto: It's not saying "Shuu shuu". It's saying, "Jun Jun".
Jun: No it's not. It's not. It's definitely not saying that!
Terry: It just said "Jun Jun"
Kawamoto: It's saying, "Jun Jun!"
Terry: It said, "I love you, Jun!"
Kawamoto: "I love you, Jun!"
Crocodile: Shuuuu....
Jun: You can hear it, can't you? YOU'RE RUNNING. YOU'RE RUNNING!
Kawamoto: I've never heard that before! I've never heard anything like that before!!
Aiba: Hey, cameraman. Follow me. There's a great girl over there, an awesome girl! Shall we take a look? Yeah? Shall we? Slowly, okay. Slowly. Slowly. She'll see us. She'll see us! Be sneaky about it!
Kawamoto: He's so noisy!
Sho: He's so conspicuous.
Ohno: Hehe...
Aiba: Okay? Slowly, slowly. Did she see us? Whoaaaaaa, what a nice body. Check it out. C'mon, cameraman, look. What do you think? Well? Well? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... she's surprisingly huge!
Nino: C'mon, cameraman. Take a look at that. This is awesome. Wow. Clearly a fashionable wife we've got here. What huge earrings!
Ohno: Hey, cameraman.
Ohno: Come over here, c'mon, c'mon.
Kawamoto: He's kind of pervy.
Nino: Yeah, he sounds lecherous.
Ohno: Ah. Something's standing over there!
Nino: That's great! That's fantastic! You sound fabulously lecherous!
Ohno: Something's standing over here. Wow, very fashionable.
Ohno: Mmmmmm~
Ohno: I want to do something to her!
as;dlfkjdf crinkles eeeeeeee socute ♥ And again, this man is just superb at improv. I would love to see him perform an improv skit at a theater. ;;b
Revenge shoulder rest?
Degawa hoping for a rubber band. Poor baby.
Terry: Step away from each other!
Kawamoto: How many steps should they take?
Terry: Two steps each.
Kawamoto: One, two...
Terry: Okay!
Kawamoto: Now stand up straight! Stand straight! Ohno-kun, stand up straight! Don't do this. Stand up straight! Good, straighten up!
Kawamoto: Okay, okay, Jun-kun. That's no good, Jun-kun, straighten up! Stand up straight, Jun-kun! Stand up straight! Jun-kun, straighten up! Okay, let's go!
Aiba: This is scary!
Jun: [whine whine whiiiiiine]
Kawamoto: Okay, both hands out! Here we go! Ready, set...
Kawamoto: Raise the red.
Jun: [whine]
Kawamoto: Raise the white. Raise not the white, raise not the red.
Kawamoto: I'm going to go faster now. Lower the red. Lower not the white, raise the red. Lower not the red, lower the white. Raise the white. Raise the red. Lower not the red, lower the white. Raise the white. Raise the red. Lower not the red, raise the red. Lower the white. Lower the red. Raise the white. Lower not the white, raise not the red.
Kawamoto: Here we go! Raise the red. Lower the white. Lower the red. Raise the white. Lower not the white, raise not the red.
Sho: Amazing! This is amazing!
Jun: [whiiiine]
Sho: They've got great reflexes!
Terry: When is your birthday, Ohno-kun?
Ohno: [opens mouth]
Rubber: SNAP.
Jun: HEY.
Jun's face promises death.
Sho: Well, if you're asked a question...
Nino: If you're asked a question, the instinct is to answer!
Aiba: That can't be helped!
Jun: I totally let my guard down.
Terry: That's how comedy works.
Ohno totally enjoyed that. <3 But it's okay, because Jun eventually gets to play with his toys.
Terry: How does it feel to hold a bazooka for the first time?
Jun: I'm totally excited! I'm so looking forward to firing it.
Jun: CACKLE.
Jun: Oh man, I'm so pumped!
As one, his bandmates are thinking, "Farewell, Kawamo-cchan..."
Jun: Look over there. Look, look. He's sleeping~
Jun: Guess I should...
Aiba: This looks scary...
Jun: ... wake him up with a bazooka.
Aiba: This must be scary!
Nino: Holy crap, holy crap!
Jun: It's ready to be fired.
GENUINE FEAR IN THEM EYES
Jun: Man... that was awesome. So enjoyable.
Sho: Good morning~! Take a look at that. Arashi's Ohno-san is fast asleep. That's the sleeping face of Kaibutsu Land's Prince. Let's wake him up. If we don't wake him up, there might be trouble.
Nino: Isn't he kind of close? Isn't that kind of close??
Kawamoto: That's close, way close!
Teasing the Degawa.
Sho: In order to wake up His Highness, we have to a fire a bazooka at close quarters.
Sho: Shall we?
Sho: [FIRES]
Ohno: !!!!
OMGWTFBBQ
... on both sides. XDDD
Jun: What's wrong? What's wrong??
Sho: That was way too big.
Of course, it's Jun who goes up to Ohno first. Jun-pon, your crush is showing ufufu.
Jun: What's wrong? What's wrong?
Nino: What's wrong??
Ohno: That was hot!
Nino: It was pretty bad.
Terry: Your reaction was real, wasn't it?
Ohno: The heat went boom right here.
Terry: That was amazing.
Aiba: Hot wind?
Ohno: Yeah, like a blast of hot wind.
Degawa finally explodes. 8D
Ohno's look was my exact expression throughout the whole Chinese chef dude segment. I don't know what was wrong with him, but he was so naturally funny, I just couldn't stop laughing.
His stories:
1) He was going to blow fire out of his mouth, but he was forced to wait with gasoline in his mouth for 30 to 40 minutes, so he ended up swallowing some of it. XD It tasted so bad, he nearly puked.
2) He tried to make ramen with the world's longest ramen, but as he cooked the dish while dangling from a crane, he somehow managed to sink into the ocean, still attached to the crane.
3) He has been going around with a camera for 28 hours in an attempt to film something interesting. Then he had to do a penalty game, where he slid down a ski slope on a Chinese wok in nothing but boxers.
Arashi feels the same way, apparently. XD
[Assignment is to change the statement into a question and go around the class, asking classmates, so as to collect names to get a bingo]
italics - Japanese
SOCCERBOY (SB): Aki-sensei, Aki-sensei.
AKI: Yes?
SB: Are you a dog?
AKI: No, I'm not a dog.
SB: ... oh crap, I just asked the wrong thing didn't I.
AKI: Yes, you just asked if I was a dog.
SB: How do you change this?
AKI: "I have a dog." First, start with "Do", then subject, then--
SB: Ah, ah, ah!! Do you... have a dog?
AKI: Very good. Sorry, but I had a dog.
SB: Ohhh. Damn it.
SB: ... though you're more like a puppy.
AKI: What?
SB: I don't know... cute and cuddly.
AKI: Oh. Thank you.
LANKY: Are you nuts? Aki's more like a goldfish.
AKI: I'm not sure if I should take that as a compliment...
LANKY: I wish I could put you in a glass bowl and look at you forever.
AKI:
AKI:
AKI:
SB: Dude, even I think that's creepy as fuck.
asdl'fff /o\
And it's been ages since I've done a picspam. Shiyagare #6!
Terry: The way I see you... you're like Disneyland, when the five of you are together.
Sho: Oh...
Terry: Don't they feel like Disneyland?
Audience: Yeah they do~
Terry: I know right?
Sho: No, surely we don't!
Terry: You do!
Sho: No!
Terry: You do so!
Jun: What do you mean?
Nino: That's an amazing assertion.
Terry: Well I feel like I'm having fun when I meet you guys.
Sho: Oh...
Terry: And just by seeing you guys, even if something bad happened yesterday, I'd feel much better!
Arashi: Whoaa...
Jun: I'm really glad to hear that.
Terry: That's how I feel! That's why I honestly think that you guys are a miracle five.
Sho: Really...
Audience: [claps]
Terry: See?
Sho: I wonder who's Big Thunder Mountain.
Nino: It has to be Jun-kun.
Sho: Yeah, Matsujun's Big Thunder Mountain.
Jun: May I have it?
Aiba: You lucky guy~
Jun: I'll give Space Mountain to you (Ohno), then.
Nino: You as Space Mountain?
Sho: You're more like It's A Small World.
Ohno: Me?
Nino: Everyone goes to that attraction.
Ohno: Really?
Nino: Yep.
... are you calling Ohno the group bicycle, Nino?
Sho: Aiba-kun is most definitely Jungle Cruise.
Aiba: Why? I'm Jungle Cruise?
Sho: Nino has to be... uh...
Aiba: He's the Haunted Mansion.
Sho: Ahhhh.
Aiba: 'cause he's got that tricky feel to him.
Nino: Sho-san is... what could he be? That one pirate dude who's tied up in the Pirates of Caribbean ride.
Sho: The one guy whose head keeps popping up from a barrel.
Ohno turns to Sho to say something in a frightened voice, Sho laughs, then Ohno continues to cling to him. Meanwhile, Nino can sense his two boyfriends are up to something in the corner.
Nino: I'm sorry, but while everyone's attention is fixed over there, Leader's over here going, "I've never seen a crocodile like that..."
Kawamoto: His eyes are really asking for the job...
O-Oh Degawa. <3
Nino's favourite shoulder rest.
Jun is upset, but Aiba pushes him forward encouragingly. XD
Jun: It's saying "Shuu shuu!" It's saying "Shuu shuu!" The crocodile is going "Shuu shuu!"
Kawamoto: It's not saying "Shuu shuu". It's saying, "Jun Jun".
Jun: No it's not. It's not. It's definitely not saying that!
Terry: It just said "Jun Jun"
Kawamoto: It's saying, "Jun Jun!"
Terry: It said, "I love you, Jun!"
Kawamoto: "I love you, Jun!"
Crocodile: Shuuuu....
Jun: You can hear it, can't you? YOU'RE RUNNING. YOU'RE RUNNING!
Kawamoto: I've never heard that before! I've never heard anything like that before!!
Aiba: Hey, cameraman. Follow me. There's a great girl over there, an awesome girl! Shall we take a look? Yeah? Shall we? Slowly, okay. Slowly. Slowly. She'll see us. She'll see us! Be sneaky about it!
Kawamoto: He's so noisy!
Sho: He's so conspicuous.
Ohno: Hehe...
Aiba: Okay? Slowly, slowly. Did she see us? Whoaaaaaa, what a nice body. Check it out. C'mon, cameraman, look. What do you think? Well? Well? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... she's surprisingly huge!
Nino: C'mon, cameraman. Take a look at that. This is awesome. Wow. Clearly a fashionable wife we've got here. What huge earrings!
Ohno: Hey, cameraman.
Ohno: Come over here, c'mon, c'mon.
Kawamoto: He's kind of pervy.
Nino: Yeah, he sounds lecherous.
Ohno: Ah. Something's standing over there!
Nino: That's great! That's fantastic! You sound fabulously lecherous!
Ohno: Something's standing over here. Wow, very fashionable.
Ohno: Mmmmmm~
Ohno: I want to do something to her!
as;dlfkjdf crinkles eeeeeeee socute ♥ And again, this man is just superb at improv. I would love to see him perform an improv skit at a theater. ;;b
Revenge shoulder rest?
Degawa hoping for a rubber band. Poor baby.
Terry: Step away from each other!
Kawamoto: How many steps should they take?
Terry: Two steps each.
Kawamoto: One, two...
Terry: Okay!
Kawamoto: Now stand up straight! Stand straight! Ohno-kun, stand up straight! Don't do this. Stand up straight! Good, straighten up!
Kawamoto: Okay, okay, Jun-kun. That's no good, Jun-kun, straighten up! Stand up straight, Jun-kun! Stand up straight! Jun-kun, straighten up! Okay, let's go!
Aiba: This is scary!
Jun: [whine whine whiiiiiine]
Kawamoto: Okay, both hands out! Here we go! Ready, set...
Kawamoto: Raise the red.
Jun: [whine]
Kawamoto: Raise the white. Raise not the white, raise not the red.
Kawamoto: I'm going to go faster now. Lower the red. Lower not the white, raise the red. Lower not the red, lower the white. Raise the white. Raise the red. Lower not the red, lower the white. Raise the white. Raise the red. Lower not the red, raise the red. Lower the white. Lower the red. Raise the white. Lower not the white, raise not the red.
Kawamoto: Here we go! Raise the red. Lower the white. Lower the red. Raise the white. Lower not the white, raise not the red.
Sho: Amazing! This is amazing!
Jun: [whiiiine]
Sho: They've got great reflexes!
Terry: When is your birthday, Ohno-kun?
Ohno: [opens mouth]
Rubber: SNAP.
Jun: HEY.
Jun's face promises death.
Sho: Well, if you're asked a question...
Nino: If you're asked a question, the instinct is to answer!
Aiba: That can't be helped!
Jun: I totally let my guard down.
Terry: That's how comedy works.
Ohno totally enjoyed that. <3 But it's okay, because Jun eventually gets to play with his toys.
Terry: How does it feel to hold a bazooka for the first time?
Jun: I'm totally excited! I'm so looking forward to firing it.
Jun: CACKLE.
Jun: Oh man, I'm so pumped!
As one, his bandmates are thinking, "Farewell, Kawamo-cchan..."
Jun: Look over there. Look, look. He's sleeping~
Jun: Guess I should...
Aiba: This looks scary...
Jun: ... wake him up with a bazooka.
Aiba: This must be scary!
Nino: Holy crap, holy crap!
Jun: It's ready to be fired.
GENUINE FEAR IN THEM EYES
Jun: Man... that was awesome. So enjoyable.
Sho: Good morning~! Take a look at that. Arashi's Ohno-san is fast asleep. That's the sleeping face of Kaibutsu Land's Prince. Let's wake him up. If we don't wake him up, there might be trouble.
Nino: Isn't he kind of close? Isn't that kind of close??
Kawamoto: That's close, way close!
Teasing the Degawa.
Sho: In order to wake up His Highness, we have to a fire a bazooka at close quarters.
Sho: Shall we?
Sho: [FIRES]
Ohno: !!!!
OMGWTFBBQ
... on both sides. XDDD
Jun: What's wrong? What's wrong??
Sho: That was way too big.
Of course, it's Jun who goes up to Ohno first. Jun-pon, your crush is showing ufufu.
Jun: What's wrong? What's wrong?
Nino: What's wrong??
Ohno: That was hot!
Nino: It was pretty bad.
Terry: Your reaction was real, wasn't it?
Ohno: The heat went boom right here.
Terry: That was amazing.
Aiba: Hot wind?
Ohno: Yeah, like a blast of hot wind.
Degawa finally explodes. 8D
Ohno's look was my exact expression throughout the whole Chinese chef dude segment. I don't know what was wrong with him, but he was so naturally funny, I just couldn't stop laughing.
His stories:
1) He was going to blow fire out of his mouth, but he was forced to wait with gasoline in his mouth for 30 to 40 minutes, so he ended up swallowing some of it. XD It tasted so bad, he nearly puked.
2) He tried to make ramen with the world's longest ramen, but as he cooked the dish while dangling from a crane, he somehow managed to sink into the ocean, still attached to the crane.
3) He has been going around with a camera for 28 hours in an attempt to film something interesting. Then he had to do a penalty game, where he slid down a ski slope on a Chinese wok in nothing but boxers.
Arashi feels the same way, apparently. XD